Husky Jacks open thread [2019]

[DoogCourics]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112844916311220224

Sorry Doug, a first round contract and fee is not coming your way.
https://twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/status/1112896308078043136

 

[ThoroughDawg]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112844916311220224

Sorry Doug, a first round contract and fee is not coming your way.
https://twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/status/1112896308078043136

Weighed down by a guilty conscience?

 

[chuck]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

I don't wear flip flops as they're not supportive or sturdy enough on the feet for the things I do. I allow myself one new pair of the basic Crocs (for lounging about the house/yard or a quick run to the store) and one new pair of soakable sandals (for basically everything else) every year. My feet get pretty hammered and torn up but I consider it an acceptable tradeoff for the comfort.

Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. You look down and realize you’re gay.

Meh whatever. They slip on and off quick, stay on, and are comfortable as fuck. I can't see a downside. I don't wear them for their looks.

 

[bananasnblondes]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

I don't wear flip flops as they're not supportive or sturdy enough on the feet for the things I do. I allow myself one new pair of the basic Crocs (for lounging about the house/yard or a quick run to the store) and one new pair of soakable sandals (for basically everything else) every year. My feet get pretty hammered and torn up but I consider it an acceptable tradeoff for the comfort.

Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. You look down and realize you’re gay.

You forgot the "it may feel good..." part

 

[HillsboroDuck]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

Spoken like somebody who has never lived in the humidity of the south.

I hated flip flops (my parents called them "thongs" growing up so that didn't help), literally hated how they felt on my feet, hated how they looked, hated everything about them. But about six or seven years into living in humidity I learned to wear them, and now I swear by them in the summer. May to September when I'm not at work I'm probably wearing them 81% of the time. As is literally everyone else down here.

It's a different world.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

Spoken like somebody who has never lived in the humidity of the south.

I hated flip flops (my parents called them "thongs" growing up[/b] so that didn't help), literally hated how they felt on my feet, hated how they looked, hated everything about them. But about six or seven years into living in humidity I learned to wear them, and now I swear by them in the summer. May to September when I'm not at work I'm probably wearing them 81% of the time. As is literally everyone else down here.

It's a different world.

#MeToo

I wear them almost exclusively from June to late September.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

Awful lot of fashion police in this forum lately for a bunch of guys wearing cum-stained sweatpants in their dads' basement.

Oh, and Chocos and cargo shorts. May to September, all day, ayeday. Suck it.

 

[DawgWagonDan]

What time did Rrap run last year at the "combine" day?

 

[BennyBeaver]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

you can fuck right off with that bullshit take

 

[BennyBeaver]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

*shorts

 

[BennyBeaver]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

No, I don't wear shorts unless I am doing an athletic activity.

I recognize not everyone will agree with that but everyone should go to a t-shirt way before they go to shorts. Comfortable pants + nice t-shirt = acceptable in most contexts.

Also it was like 65 and partly cloudy in Seattle today. Does that qualify under your hypothetical?

No one is going to take fashion advice from a troll.

 

[BennyBeaver]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

I don't wear flip flops as they're not supportive or sturdy enough on the feet for the things I do. I allow myself one new pair of the basic Crocs (for lounging about the house/yard or a quick run to the store) and one new pair of soakable sandals (for basically everything else) every year. My feet get pretty hammered and torn up but I consider it an acceptable tradeoff for the comfort.

Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. You look down and realize you’re gay.

1. getting a bj doesn't make you gay, the blower is gay, not the blowee
2. the hate on crocs is has gone to far. yes, they are ugly, but for wearing around the house, washing the car, on the dock or boat...they have their place

 

[Sledog]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

I don't wear flip flops as they're not supportive or sturdy enough on the feet for the things I do. I allow myself one new pair of the basic Crocs (for lounging about the house/yard or a quick run to the store) and one new pair of soakable sandals (for basically everything else) every year. My feet get pretty hammered and torn up but I consider it an acceptable tradeoff for the comfort.

Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. You look down and realize you’re gay.

1. getting a bj doesn't make you gay, the blower is gay, not the blowee
2. the hate on crocs is has gone to far. yes, they are ugly, but for wearing around the house, washing the car, on the dock or boat...they have their place

Absolutely confirms only fags wear Crocs!

 

[BennyBeaver]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

Spoken like somebody who has never lived in the humidity of the south.

I hated flip flops (my parents called them "thongs" growing up so that didn't help), literally hated how they felt on my feet, hated how they looked, hated everything about them. But about six or seven years into living in humidity I learned to wear them, and now I swear by them in the summer. May to September when I'm not at work I'm probably wearing them 81% of the time. As is literally everyone else down here.

It's a different world.

can't handle the thong between the toe. I rotate adidas slides, birks, chocos, tevas and crocs for my non-shoe wearing scenarios. #diversity

 

[BennyBeaver]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

I don't wear flip flops as they're not supportive or sturdy enough on the feet for the things I do. I allow myself one new pair of the basic Crocs (for lounging about the house/yard or a quick run to the store) and one new pair of soakable sandals (for basically everything else) every year. My feet get pretty hammered and torn up but I consider it an acceptable tradeoff for the comfort.

Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. You look down and realize you’re gay.

1. getting a bj doesn't make you gay, the blower is gay, not the blowee
2. the hate on crocs is has gone to far. yes, they are ugly, but for wearing around the house, washing the car, on the dock or boat...they have their place

Absolutely confirms only fags wear Crocs!

way to interfere with my sextuplet shitpost barrage. fag.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

Spoken like somebody who has never lived in the humidity of the south.

I hated flip flops (my parents called them "thongs" growing up so that didn't help), literally hated how they felt on my feet, hated how they looked, hated everything about them. But about six or seven years into living in humidity I learned to wear them, and now I swear by them in the summer. May to September when I'm not at work I'm probably wearing them 81% of the time. As is literally everyone else down here.

It's a different world.

can't handle the thong between the toe. I rotate adidas slides, birks, chocos, tevas and crocs for my non-shoe wearing scenarios. #diversity

That's where I used to be. I forced myself to learn it, now it doesn't bother me. They're superior to all of those in most situations for me, though Tevas/Chocos style stuff are better for white water rafting, walking out on a jetty type activities.

Crocs are never necessary.

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Jorts?

 

[FremontTroll]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

Spoken like somebody who has never lived in the humidity of the south.

I hated flip flops (my parents called them "thongs" growing up so that didn't help), literally hated how they felt on my feet, hated how they looked, hated everything about them. But about six or seven years into living in humidity I learned to wear them, and now I swear by them in the summer. May to September when I'm not at work I'm probably wearing them 81% of the time. As is literally everyone else down here.

It's a different world.

The thing is that shoe technology has come a long ways in the last 10 years (socks too.)

If you are in a setting and climate where you don't/can't wear actual real shoes then just wear Nike flyknits. Super comfortable, breathable, and actually functional if you need to do anything other than walk and sound like a child flip flop flip flop flip flop down the street.

 

[PurpleJ]

Heelys or GTFO

 

[backthepack]

Slides> flip flops