Horace "Bru" McCoy, 2019 5* OLB/WR, Santa Ana (Mater Dei), CA (LOL)

[dougthedawg]

USC is Bru's blonde dime piece he is supposed to marry. She's looks perfect, comes from a great family, it's arranged, the date is set.

But we're her brunette best friend (she respects us) that just gets Bru better.

When the 3 of us go out it gets awkward because the server thinks he's dating us.

Follow your heart Bru!!

Plus we do butt stuff.

Butt stuff is a church school specialty.

Jeremy Stevens disagrees.

 

[DoogCourics]

Dad loves a few things:

1) Stability with Chris Petersen as head coach

2) Stability of staff and assistant coaches

3) Quarterback room over the next 4-5 years

4) Relationships with current Husky players

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Dad loves a few things:

1) Stability with Chris Petersen as head coach

2) Stability of staff and assistant coaches

3) Quarterback room over the next 4-5 years

4) Relationships with current Husky players

Which is awesome but dads not the one committing.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

USC is Bru's blonde dime piece he is supposed to marry. She's looks perfect, comes from a great family, it's arranged, the date is set.

But we're her brunette best friend (she respects us) that just gets Bru better.

When the 3 of us go out it gets awkward because the server thinks he's dating us.

Follow your heart Bru!!

Plus we do butt stuff.

Butt stuff is a church school specialty.

Jeremy Stevens agrees[/b]

Hope Solo does butt stuff

 

[EsophagealFeces]

I have managed to stay completely realistic about our zero chance at this kid until these comments from his dad.

Now I’m going to be broken when he goes to USC like I knew he would all along.

Damn this hopeless doog inside of me.[/b]

What's his name???

 

[bananasnblondes]

USC is Bru's blonde dime piece he is supposed to marry. She's looks perfect, comes from a great family, it's arranged, the date is set.

But we're her brunette best friend (she respects us) that just gets Bru better.

When the 3 of us go out it gets awkward because the server thinks he's dating us.

Follow your heart Bru!!

Plus we do butt stuff.

Butt stuff is a church school specialty.

Jeremy Stevens agrees[/b]

Hope Solo does butt stuff

The gaping, purple, weathered anus does not lie

 

[HillsboroDuck]

I have managed to stay completely realistic about our zero chance at this kid until these comments from his dad.

Now I’m going to be broken when he goes to USC like I knew he would all along.

Damn this hopeless doog inside of me.[/b]

What's his name???

Tonto

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I have managed to stay completely realistic about our zero chance at this kid until these comments from his dad.

Now I’m going to be broken when he goes to USC like I knew he would all along.

Damn this hopeless doog inside of me.[/b]

What's his name???

Joe

 

[DoogCourics]

Interesting development!

Ducks mod says Oregon is the leader for Bru.

I laffed.

 

[Crawfish]

Interesting development!

Ducks mod says Oregon is the leader for Bru.

I laffed.

Burn everything down. TSIO.

 

[KrunkJuice]

Interesting development!

Ducks mod says Oregon is the leader for Bru.

I laffed.

Which one?

 

[DoogCourics]

Interesting development!

Ducks mod says Oregon is the leader for Bru.

I laffed.

Which one?

Wade.

Discussion popped up about how teams stop recruiting kids when they get hurt but Oregon keeps at them. How they landed Funa and such.

Then mentions that they’ll stay hard after Ford, but they’re the leader for Bru.

Edit: then I re-read it just now and realized he had switched to talking about USC and how hard they’ll go after ford since they’re the leader for McCoy.

Fucking fuck me.

 

[RealRhino]

USC is Bru's blonde dime piece he is supposed to marry. She's looks perfect, comes from a great family, it's arranged, the date is set.

But we're her brunette best friend (she respects us) that just gets Bru better.

When the 3 of us go out it gets awkward because the server thinks he's dating us.

Follow your heart Bru!!

Plus we do butt stuff.

Butt stuff is a church school specialty.

Jeremy Stevens agrees[/b]

Hope Solo does butt stuff

I want to believe....

 

[animate]

USC is Bru's blonde dime piece he is supposed to marry. She's looks perfect, comes from a great family, it's arranged, the date is set.

But we're her brunette best friend (she respects us) that just gets Bru better.

When the 3 of us go out it gets awkward because the server thinks he's dating us.

Follow your heart Bru!!

Plus we do butt stuff.

Butt stuff is a church school specialty.

Jeremy Stevens agrees[/b]

Hope Solo does butt stuff

I want to believe....

Is it that hard to believe?

It's hard for me to believe that she doesn't do butt stuff.

 

[RealRhino]

USC is Bru's blonde dime piece he is supposed to marry. She's looks perfect, comes from a great family, it's arranged, the date is set.

But we're her brunette best friend (she respects us) that just gets Bru better.

When the 3 of us go out it gets awkward because the server thinks he's dating us.

Follow your heart Bru!!

Plus we do butt stuff.

Butt stuff is a church school specialty.

Jeremy Stevens agrees[/b]

Hope Solo does butt stuff

I want to believe....

Is it that hard to believe?

It's hard for me to believe that she doesn't do butt stuff.

If I believe, it's hard.

 

[BeerThirty]

Dad loves a few things:

1) Stability with Chris Petersen as head coach

2) Stability of staff and assistant coaches

3) Quarterback room over the next 4-5 years

4) Relationships with current Husky players

Which is awesome but dads not the one committing.[/b]

tell that to the Kaho family

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Dad loves a few things:

1) Stability with Chris Petersen as head coach

2) Stability of staff and assistant coaches

3) Quarterback room over the next 4-5 years

4) Relationships with current Husky players

Which is awesome but dads not the one committing.[/b]

tell that to the Kaho family

Oh, good point.
Counter point: Bru’s dad doesn’t seem to display the same crackhead tendencies as Ale’s dad nor is he going through a divorce and about to solicit other commits parents for cash (that we know of...)
Mercedes>Kia

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Oregon is doing a great job recruiting kids. We are doing a really good job, but only with poly kids. Thank god there are so many good poly kids on the coast because if we had to rely on black/white kids we would be recruiting like Oregon State.

Until we actually get a commit from a top 250 black kid with a decent offer, I will assume we are going to miss everyone.

Oregon is destroying it in recruiting.

 

[Ballz]

Oregon is doing a great job recruiting kids. We are doing a really good job, but only with poly kids. Thank god there are so many good poly kids on the coast because if we had to rely on black/white kids we would be recruiting like Oregon State.

Until we actually get a commit from a top 250 black kid with a decent offer, I will assume we are going to miss everyone.

Oregon is destroying it in recruiting[/b].

No they're not. We didn't want any of their commits. Some of them are good but most are overrated. Recruiting and the star rankings are a joke. OKG's are better. WOOOOO!

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Oregon is doing a great job recruiting kids. We are doing a really good job, but only with poly kids. Thank god there are so many good poly kids on the coast because if we had to rely on black/white kids we would be recruiting like Oregon State.

Until we actually get a commit from a top 250 black kid with a decent offer, I will assume we are going to miss everyone.

Oregon is destroying it in recruiting.

Oregon is doing a great job recruiting kids. We are doing a really good job, but only with poly kids. Thank god there are so many good poly kids on the coast because if we had to rely on black/white kids we would be recruiting like Oregon State.

Until we actually get a commit from a top 250 black kid with a decent offer, I will assume we are going to miss everyone.

Oregon is destroying it in recruiting[/b].

No they're not. We didn't want any of their commits. Some of them are good but most are overrated. Recruiting and the star rankings are a joke. OKG's are better. WOOOOO!

Strongballz vs. DDY and it's not even pay per view.