PDXDuckFan
New Fish
Just go out and win. Shut the fuck up with the blue collar, taking-decals-off-helmets bullshit. At the end of the day the ducks are still more talented than almost everyone else and you can't doublethink your way out of that. You go and tell the ducks, "If you're men we will be holding the crystal ball after this season. Period." Getting them to pretend they are OKG's is fucking stupid.
Why would the Ducks be holding a crystal ball after the season? Get with the times, Gramps. The crystal ball trophy is a thing of the past.
