Fathers Day PSA

MikeDamone

MikeDamone

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If you plan on wearing one of these when you have a kid, please get a vasectomy. If you already have a kid and wore one of these, DIAF.

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It takes a special kind of lazy American cunt to use one of those instead of an actual arm to hold a kid.
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Or in a pinch like if the old lady is gone and you need to take the kid with fishing with you, have some dignity and throw the little runt in a backpack.
 
Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.
 
Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.
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No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.
 
Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer driving on the freeway at 90mph snorting blow off of a hooker's ass forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.
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Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.
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No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.
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The gym isn't a problem for me and my MMA buddies. LOL. Seriously though, these things save backs.
 
Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.
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No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.
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The gym isn't a problem for me and my MMA buddies. LOL. Seriously though, these things save backs.
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REAL men leave the baby holding to the womenfolk.

#murrica
 
Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.
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There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
 
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Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.
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There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
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Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago
 
Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.
Click to expand...

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
Click to expand...

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago
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No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
 
Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.
Click to expand...

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
Click to expand...

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Click to expand...

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
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Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
 
Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.
Click to expand...

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
Click to expand...

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Click to expand...

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
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You don't choose soccer and lacrosse, they choose you.

But seriously, your shtick about women ruling over men is very revealing about your psyche. Do you have something you'd like to get off your chest, Mike?
 
Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.
Click to expand...

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
Click to expand...

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Click to expand...

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
Click to expand...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
Click to expand...

NTTAWWT
 
Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.
Click to expand...

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
Click to expand...

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Click to expand...

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
Click to expand...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
Click to expand...

NTTAWWT
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Nothing is more manly than wrestling. LOL.
 
Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.
Click to expand...

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
Click to expand...

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Click to expand...

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
Click to expand...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
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It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/
 
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