Fathers Day PSA

[CuntWaffle]

In the words of one of my two fathers "Father's day fucking sucks". He goes fishing every year and tells us if we call him while he is fishing he will kill us.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/

Touché Damoan. That article was stomach turning, very much CollegeDoog's racket.
What I've personally seen of lacrosse out here is different than that. The kids my boys play lacrosse with are 90% football players first. The handful of soccer kids don't handle the physicality well. And parents telling themselves that lacrosse is a safe, PC replacement for football are fucking stupid.

 

[MikeDamone]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/

Touché Damoan. That article was stomach turning, very much CollegeDoog's racket.
What I've personally seen of lacrosse out here is different than that. The kids my boys play lacrosse with are 90% football players first. The handful of soccer kids don't handle the physicality well. And parents telling themselves that lacrosse is a safe, PC replacement for football are fucking stupid.

I was basically pointing out the elitist, white upper middle class roots of both sports in America. Pretty much club and private school participation only until it became more mainstream, but still largely a white middle to upper class thing. And yes, a lot of parents are stupid.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/

Touché Damoan. That article was stomach turning, very much CollegeDoog's racket.
What I've personally seen of lacrosse out here is different than that. The kids my boys play lacrosse with are 90% football players first. The handful of soccer kids don't handle the physicality well. And parents telling themselves that lacrosse is a safe, PC replacement for football are fucking stupid.

I was basically pointing out the elitist, white upper middle class roots of both sports in America. Pretty much club and private school participation only until it became more mainstream, but still largely a white middle to upper class thing. And yes, a lot of parents are stupid.

If you're just here to bash elitist, white upper middle class people you won't last long.

 

[MikeDamone]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/

Touché Damoan. That article was stomach turning, very much CollegeDoog's racket.
What I've personally seen of lacrosse out here is different than that. The kids my boys play lacrosse with are 90% football players first. The handful of soccer kids don't handle the physicality well. And parents telling themselves that lacrosse is a safe, PC replacement for football are fucking stupid.

I was basically pointing out the elitist, white upper middle class roots of both sports in America. Pretty much club and private school participation only until it became more mainstream, but still largely a white middle to upper class thing. And yes, a lot of parents are stupid.

If you're just here to bash elitist, white upper middle class people you won't last long.

When was a I bashing?

 

[ThomasFremont]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball in the spring, construction work in the summer.

Pussies.

 

[dnc]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/

The difference is lacrosse is a hell of a lot more fun to watch. 15-11 > 1 - nil

 

[Swaye]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Pussy whipped fruitcake is going into the rotation.

 

[PurpleJ]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball in the spring, construction work in the summer.

Pussies.

Calling people pussies while admitting to playing baseball is ironic.

 

[QuornDawg]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

pussy whipped fruitcake superiority guy

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball track and field in the spring, construction work in the summer.

FTFY

Because if you're serious about football or basketball, why not play a sport where you get faster instead of one where you just stand around in a field or sit on a bench?

 

[haie]

Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball track and field in the spring, construction work in the summer.

FTFY

Because if you're serious about football or basketball, why not play a sport where you get faster instead of one where you just stand around in a field or sit on a bench?

sad but true.

 

[ThomasFremont]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball in the spring, construction work in the summer.

Pussies.

Calling people pussies while admitting to playing baseball is ironic.

I don't hate America.

HTH

 

[Kaepsknee]

Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.

No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.

Do you even bjorn bro?

 

[doogsinparadise]

Tilting at windmills, Damone, every poast.

 

[DeepSeaZ]

Carlos doesn't appreciate this thread.

 

[DeepSeaZ]

 

[MikeDamone]

Tilting at windmills, Damone, every poast.

You don't get it....at all

 

[doogsinparadise]

I get that you're a massive cunt that is unable to deal with modernity and change. You really were funnier the first 23 times.

 

[dflea]

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Word. Plus a backpack has a little flip-out goddammit so once the damn kid falls asleep, you can set them down and go about your business. Jam some fuckin towels or shit in there to keep them upright if they are young.