Dilbert sells couch.

I don't know much about him, just that Whitlock said that he professed to be an atheist until the end, but said something like "but if this will get me into heaven then I'll say it."

I'm not judging any of this, just stating what I heard.
 
Whitlock didn’t like the manner in which Adams accepted Christ so was saying Whitlock things. Real God will decide on if Adams gets into heaven whether Whitlock approves or not.

Not sure about the reason behind Adams getting the jab. Pussy is a powerful drug. It was reported that hot new wife was nowhere to be found in his last days and it was his ex who was with him until the end.
 
Whitlock didn’t like the manner in which Adams accepted Christ so was saying Whitlock things. Real God will decide on if Adams gets into heaven whether Whitlock approves or not.

Not sure about the reason behind Adams getting the jab. Pussy is a powerful drug. It was reported that hot new wife was nowhere to be found in his last days and it was his ex who was with him until the end.
Whitlock doesn't make a case that his word supersedes God's
 
Whitlock didn’t like the manner in which Adams accepted Christ so was saying Whitlock things. Real God will decide on if Adams gets into heaven whether Whitlock approves or not.

Not sure about the reason behind Adams getting the jab. Pussy is a powerful drug. It was reported that hot new wife was nowhere to be found in his last days and it was his ex who was with him until the end.
The laws of nature and nature's god are indifferent to what you say on your death bed.
 
Back when I was Catholic, my Wednesday night catechism teacher told the class that even if you were a murdering, drug-abusing wifebeater, as long as your last thoughts were about God, St. Peter wouldn’t ask for your papers or anything.
How convenient.

I don't believe that our sins can be washed away, but, at the same time, the universe (i.e., laws of nature and nature's god) doesn't really give a fuck.

Duh-mond probably thinks he's forgiven for trying to fuck Washington outta $4 million.
 
Talking about the "universe" is far dumber than believing in God imo
Why? The ancients who wrote the texts that the 3 Abrahamic monotheistic faiths are based on didn't know holy fuckall about the universe and laws of physics. I'm not putting down the New Testament teachings of Jesus BTW, so don't twist.
 
If you don't believe you don't believe

Calling it the universe is retarded

We don't live in the Amazon rain forest. Everyone here has heard the word and made their decision

To a believer God is not a vast empty vacuum that doesn't care

That's the point
 
Never really read Dilbert but Adams sure made a name for himself when he said what he said. Anyways......Every few years, I will host a Celebrity Dead Pool. I decided to bring it back by popular demand. I had Scott Adams and was the only player to have him. 32 points!
 
If you don't believe you don't believe

Calling it the universe is retarded

We don't live in the Amazon rain forest. Everyone here has heard the word and made their decision

To a believer God is not a vast empty vacuum that doesn't care

That's the point
I understand. I find it interesting to hear from others how these conclusions are reached.

To me, calling it the Universe just means that that laws of physics are the same across Earth and the Cosmos. And the fact the the Universe is mostly dark and empty except except for billions upon billions giant blobs burning gas and lifeless space rocks, suggests to my chimp brain to lack of a divine creator.
 
Until you ask how and why we're here

A question since man became aware
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Whitlock didn’t like the manner in which Adams accepted Christ so was saying Whitlock things. Real God will decide on if Adams gets into heaven whether Whitlock approves or not.

Not sure about the reason behind Adams getting the jab. Pussy is a powerful drug. It was reported that hot new wife was nowhere to be found in his last days and it was his ex who was with him until the end.
 
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