Dave Iuli, 2022 4* OL, Puyallup (HS), WA (Offered)

Just decomitted from Oregon. Says his recruitment is open to all schools. I know we are full but we need to get back in good terms with this guy.

Id rather tuck my dick and balls between my legs and skoot forward with my hands on a broken glass freeway then sign a kid who went on 24/7 and said “I can do better than UW”.

I'd love to go scorched earth but if the coaches think he can play then we need to chalk this up to kids day stupid things. Such is the degrading nature of recruiting.

If he is good I want him. If he sucks I don’t. Reuben foster went to bama and played with an auburn logo tattoo.

Some of you can’t handle the ups and downs.
 
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Just decomitted from Oregon. Says his recruitment is open to all schools. I know we are full but we need to get back in good terms with this guy.

Id rather tuck my dick and balls between my legs and skoot forward with my hands on a broken glass freeway then sign a kid who went on 24/7 and said “I can do better than UW”.

I'd love to go scorched earth but if the coaches think he can play then we need to chalk this up to kids day stupid things. Such is the degrading nature of recruiting.

If he is good I want him. If he sucks I don’t. Reuben foster went to bama and played with an auburn logo tattoo.

Some of you can’t handle the ups and downs.

I understand what you’re saying and if he came to UW and we spun it in a way to spite Jimmy for being complete ass at recruiting, then I’m all for it.

I just see him as a higher risk for the portal in 1 season when he doesn’t get any PT, that wasted year we could use on another kid who will actually stay, we don’t have Saban’s retention rate lol

 
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Just decomitted from Oregon. Says his recruitment is open to all schools. I know we are full but we need to get back in good terms with this guy.

Id rather tuck my dick and balls between my legs and skoot forward with my hands on a broken glass freeway then sign a kid who went on 24/7 and said “I can do better than UW”.

I'd love to go scorched earth but if the coaches think he can play then we need to chalk this up to kids day stupid things. Such is the degrading nature of recruiting.

If he is good I want him. If he sucks I don’t. Reuben foster went to bama and played with an auburn logo tattoo.

Some of you can’t handle the ups and downs.

I understand what you’re saying and if he came to UW and we spun it in a way to spite Jimmy for being complete ass at recruiting, then I’m all for it.

I just see him as a higher risk for the portal in 1 season when he doesn’t get any PT, that wasted year we could use on another kid who will actually stay, we don’t have Saban’s retention rate lol

Well he's from WA State and the new staff needs a DT in this class so it could be a good fit for both sides. He would redshirt in 2022 and then be ready to compete for the two deeps in 2023.

DeBoer said this class would be around 15 so there are plenty of spots available. If he portals for some reason, oh well.
 
https://twitter.com/dave_iuli/status/1474935432236318720?s=20

WTF does "Straw Hat Vita Decommitment" mean?

That he’s a douche?

Seriously that's a four-word sentence that should never exist. What the fuck does it mean?

A little sensitive?

I think he was referring to the Straw Hat Vita Decommitment thing

Ha yeah, please what does Straw Hat Vita Decommitment mean. Also, I love how long the writing in is in these recommitment and NFL declaration graphics are but does anyone actually read them?
 
https://twitter.com/dave_iuli/status/1474935432236318720?s=20

WTF does "Straw Hat Vita Decommitment" mean?

He got the hat at Bass Pro in Tacoma or Cabellas in Lacey. Don't aks me how I know, but I know.
 
I'm gonna get one of these graphic guys to make me something next time I leave my 9-5 desk job and just email a link to Instagram to my boss.
 
Just decomitted from Oregon. Says his recruitment is open to all schools. I know we are full but we need to get back in good terms with this guy.

Doesn't that really mean the new Oregon coach dropped him?
 
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