Cigars

That ain't no 8 foot tall rowing man's hand

More like the grubby age spotted varment mitt of someone needing official OJ killing gloves to cover that arthritus AIDS paw up...

Maybe next time use a mannequin or corpse, it'll look better

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That ain't no 8 foot tall rowing man's hand

More like the grubby age spotted varment mitt of someone needing official OJ killing gloves to cover that arthritus AIDS paw up...

Maybe next time use a mannequin or corpse, it'll look better

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The new 10 Dog is meaner than ever.
 
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Waiting to find out who's smoking what this morning...

and pondering trading Ruger 357 with 6 inch Barrell and cash for this early 90's Les Paul Junior with upgraded Lollar pickup

Keef uses a L.P. Junior live on Midnight Rambler and Gimme Shelter...

I know - fascinating bro...kewl stuff bro

 
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Waiting to find out who's smoking what this morning...

and pondering trading Ruger 357 with 6 inch Barrell and cash for this early 90's Les Paul Junior with upgraded Lollar pickup

Keef uses a L.P. Junior live on Midnight Rambler and Gimme Shelter...

I know - fascinating bro...kewl stuff bro

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Waiting to find out who's smoking what this morning...

and pondering trading Ruger 357 with 6 inch Barrell and cash for this early 90's Les Paul Junior with upgraded Lollar pickup

Keef uses a L.P. Junior live on Midnight Rambler and Gimme Shelter...

I know - fascinating bro...kewl stuff bro

I think Keef’s is yellow piss colored - free Pub!
 
Acid Toast this morning as I “enjoyed” watching the kids kill each other in the water slide/bounce house.

Three hrs later and it’s time to start day drinking.

Took the hose to a wasp nest and ran like hell. My 10 yr old was watching this and uttered “not smart, not smart (louder), not smart (yelling and running like hell with me).

#daylife
 
Going to be a Perdomo Habano for me later today. Put in another Fox order last night for more Partagas, some Montecristo, and some Tabak.
 
Also am realizing I might need a bigger humidor at some point. Damnit. Any smokers here have two humidors? Like a desktop and a bigger one for boxes of cigars?

I was also thinking I could get a bigger racked one so I could buy cigars in bulk (noticing it is MUCH cheaper to buy full boxes of cigars than singles and sampler packs), and keep the bulk boxed stogies in a bigger case in a closet or whatever, and keep the smaller one out and just transfer stogies 10 at a time or whatever when I get low to the "user" humidor that is out and close. Anyone do anything like that?
 
Going to be a Perdomo Habano for me later today. Put in another Fox order last night for more Partagas, some Montecristo, and some Tabak.

Well - it appears my inspiring little critique had the desired effect...stepping up big time !!!

Now your thread mate with the Acid Toast, eww, evidently they add fruit and nut favors...sounds like a cringeworthy millennial abomination
 
Someday I will pimp out the home office with a really nice wooden desk and expensive swivel chair so I can smoke cigars with me legs crossed and turn around in the chair when someone enters the room sonI can blow Os in their stupid poor face.
 
The local liquor store (only place to get cigars unless I drive to tallatrashy because I’m a poor and can’t afford the 10 rated school areas there) is out of my acid blondies. Settled for a tin of short punch Classico’s. I don’t know how guys can name the exact flavors of cigars.

All I know is this mixes well with tequila
 
Going to be a Perdomo Habano for me later today. Put in another Fox order last night for more Partagas, some Montecristo, and some Tabak.

Well - it appears my inspiring little critique had the desired effect...stepping up big time !!!

Now your thread mate with the Acid Toast, eww, evidently they add fruit and nut favors...sounds like a cringeworthy millennial abomination

Kill your self
 
Also am realizing I might need a bigger humidor at some point. Damnit. Any smokers here have two humidors? Like a desktop and a bigger one for boxes of cigars?

I was also thinking I could get a bigger racked one so I could buy cigars in bulk (noticing it is MUCH cheaper to buy full boxes of cigars than singles and sampler packs), and keep the bulk boxed stogies in a bigger case in a closet or whatever, and keep the smaller one out and just transfer stogies 10 at a time or whatever when I get low to the "user" humidor that is out and close. Anyone do anything like that?

You can use a cooler/ice chest for bulk storage. Throw a hygrometer in there and damp a sponge now and them. Stage them to your humidor to dial in the humidity a week or so before you want to smoke them
 
Also am realizing I might need a bigger humidor at some point. Damnit. Any smokers here have two humidors? Like a desktop and a bigger one for boxes of cigars?

I was also thinking I could get a bigger racked one so I could buy cigars in bulk (noticing it is MUCH cheaper to buy full boxes of cigars than singles and sampler packs), and keep the bulk boxed stogies in a bigger case in a closet or whatever, and keep the smaller one out and just transfer stogies 10 at a time or whatever when I get low to the "user" humidor that is out and close. Anyone do anything like that?

You can use a cooler/ice chest for bulk storage. Throw a hygrometer in there and damp a sponge now and them. Stage them to your humidor to dial in the humidity a week or so before you want to smoke them

These pro tips are why I pay my 10.95 per. TYFYS
 
I put down half a fifth of tequila. TOF killed the rest. I’m going to regret the rest of my posts today as well as what I say to TOF and chiren.

Still smoking whatever fucking cigars I bought before getting too bad to drive.

@PurpleBaze I seek validation because I hate my life. Sorry.
 
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