Cigars

@DHD

Thanks for the tip. I just ordered a Partagas Legend 6 pack and a Illusione 12 stogie sampler pack from foxcigars. With the 10 I already have from the local vape shitbox, that will pretty well fill up the humidor. Free shipping as well, and the Partagas Legend kit even came with a whiskey glass. Good pro tip. Will report in on freshness (like I know wtf I am talking about) when the package arrives.
 
Had my first stogie this morning. With coffee. Montecristo White Reserve. Lovely.
 
I am such a lifeless lu-ZER that I googled Montecristo White Reserve, and Nick from "Nick Takes A Puff" says it's a great BEGINNER CIGAR

Congrats on taking baby steps with moderation

Wait, is that a Latino revolutionary ghostly moan ?

Why yes it is, Fidel turned in his grave and called you a faggot - says you should stick to candy cigarettes and bubblegum cigars

Way to take down a great thread with your pussydom

What's next, playing classical music and reading non-porn to your kid ?
 
I am such a lifeless lu-ZER that I googled Montecristo White Reserve, and Nick from "Nick Takes A Puff" says it's a great BEGINNER CIGAR

Congrats on taking baby steps with moderation

Wait, is that a Latino revolutionary ghostly moan ?

Why yes it is, Fidel turned in his grave and called you a faggot - says you should stick to candy cigarettes and bubblegum cigars

Way to take down a great thread with your pussydom

What's next, playing classical music and reading non-porn to your kid ?
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Kill yourself.
 
I am such a lifeless lu-ZER that I googled Montecristo White Reserve, and Nick from "Nick Takes A Puff" says it's a great BEGINNER CIGAR

Congrats on taking baby steps with moderation

Wait, is that a Latino revolutionary ghostly moan ?

Why yes it is, Fidel turned in his grave and called you a faggot - says you should stick to candy cigarettes and bubblegum cigars

Way to take down a great thread with your pussydom

What's next, playing classical music and reading non-porn to your kid ?
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You remind me of @tenndawg (RIP). Very similar shit talking prose and taste in guitars.
 
I should also add that I think the old vape shop stogie was a bit dry. So just as you smart guys suggest, need a better supplier. Hoping Fox comes through in a big way and they do not need to rest in the humidor for two weeks after i get them. By the way, looked up some high end humidor makers. Holy fuckballs this shit is expensive.

Best value of the high ends appears to be Daniel Marshall and his shit are still 300-1000+ for desktop units with a max capacity of 150. Elie Blue forget about it. Desktop only and they go up to 3K. Jesus. If you get really into cigars you gotta have deep coin. Plus I am buying 10 dollar stogies. Looking at others that are 40 bucks a pop. Yeah, no. Staying cheap for now until I get this shit wired.
 
Also, anyone tried Diamond Crown cigars? Couple friends of mine have suggested they are a great more high end brand that are pretty good value. 25 dollar stogie that smokes like a 40 dollar stogie kind of thing.
 
Kill myself ?

Great advice, but worthless without a bit more guidance

Think inhaling nitrogen is popular in Australia, supposedly peaceful...

How about jumping into a plane propeller - give the blood splatter folks a mess to clean up, have nice teeth despite never going to a dentist, so there will be no dental remains ID...

Maybe you need to move up to whatever Churchill smoked...
 
Also, anyone tried Diamond Crown cigars? Couple friends of mine have suggested they are a great more high end brand that are pretty good value. 25 dollar stogie that smokes like a 40 dollar stogie[/b] kind of thing.
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Kimmie?
 
Also, anyone tried Diamond Crown cigars? Couple friends of mine have suggested they are a great more high end brand that are pretty good value. 25 dollar stogie that smokes like a 40 dollar stogie kind of thing.
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You sound not poor. You must be a regional director or some shit for terminix.

I’ll stick with my poor mans $10 sticks.
 
Kill myself ?

Great advice, but worthless without a bit more guidance

Think inhaling nitrogen is popular in Australia, supposedly peaceful...

How about jumping into a plane propeller - give the blood splatter folks a mess to clean up, have nice teeth despite never going to a dentist, so there will be no dental remains ID...

Maybe you need to move up to whatever Churchill smoked...
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So I’m going to give you an A+ for effort. I was rather entertained by the decently described ways to die.

You need to lurk more...

Stalin will not tolerate it, he just won’t.

We’re just here to have fun, faggot.
 
Kill myself ?

Great advice, but worthless without a bit more guidance

Think inhaling nitrogen is popular in Australia, supposedly peaceful...

How about jumping into a plane propeller - give the blood splatter folks a mess to clean up, have nice teeth despite never going to a dentist, so there will be no dental remains ID...

Maybe you need to move up to whatever Churchill smoked...
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Yep. I’m 81% sure @doublebraiddawg is @tenndawg .

- left field, odd ball guitar and music hawt takes, check.

- intricate kill yourself, hawt takes, check.

 
Kill myself ?

Great advice, but worthless without a bit more guidance

Think inhaling nitrogen is popular in Australia, supposedly peaceful...

How about jumping into a plane propeller - give the blood splatter folks a mess to clean up, have nice teeth despite never going to a dentist, so there will be no dental remains ID...

Maybe you need to move up to whatever Churchill smoked...
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Yep. I’m 81% sure @doublebraiddawg is @tenndawg .

- left field, odd ball guitar and music hawt takes, check.

- intricate kill yourself, hawt takes, check.
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I loved TennDawg so I hope it's true.
 
Kill myself ?

Great advice, but worthless without a bit more guidance

Think inhaling nitrogen is popular in Australia, supposedly peaceful...

How about jumping into a plane propeller - give the blood splatter folks a mess to clean up, have nice teeth despite never going to a dentist, so there will be no dental remains ID...

Maybe you need to move up to whatever Churchill smoked...
Click to expand...

Yep. I’m 81% sure @doublebraiddawg is @tenndawg .

- left field, odd ball guitar and music hawt takes, check.

- intricate kill yourself, hawt takes, check.
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I loved TennDawg so I hope it's true.
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He was a snarky little, pretend lawyer, fucker. But I always really enjoyed his perspectives on music and guitars. Dude has good taste.

The rattlesnake rattle Gibson is a dead giveaway. He always said it wasn’t real Blues unless the musician was born on a sharecropper plantation in the south.
 
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@Swaye

I'll be interested to find out after you recieve your stuff from fox if they throw in other unadvertised extras. That's sorta' their thing, throwing in a surprise or two besides the freebie stuff that they actually tell you about.
 
I am such a lifeless lu-ZER that I googled Montecristo White Reserve, and Nick from "Nick Takes A Puff" says it's a great BEGINNER CIGAR

Congrats on taking baby steps with moderation

Wait, is that a Latino revolutionary ghostly moan ?

Why yes it is, Fidel turned in his grave and called you a faggot - says you should stick to candy cigarettes and bubblegum cigars

Way to take down a great thread with your pussydom

What's next, playing classical music and reading non-porn to your kid ?
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I just sexted @Swaye from inside the humidor at Total Wine 1 min from my house. Humidity seemed on the money and YUGE selection for all the rich ass Sand Point CC types.
 
I just sexted @Swaye from inside the humidor at Total Wine 1 min from my house. Humidity seemed on the money and YUGE selection for all the rich ass Sand Point CC types.
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Can confirm. It was glorious. Rolex AND cigars all in one picture. Baller. Like me. This morning.

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That ain't no 8 foot tall rowing man's hand

More like the grubby age spotted varment mitt of someone needing official OJ killing gloves to cover that arthritus AIDS paw up...

Maybe next time use a mannequin or corpse, it'll look better
 
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