Cash Grab Update 8/30/18

Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.

Uhh, we've gone from a lost weekend in Vegas, to simply getting a fatal drug addiction and/or AIDS?

Well, that's the natural follow on to the weekend in Vegas. Kind of a 2+2=4 thing.

To paraphrase a South King County real estate mogul, You've got sell the sizzle, not the AIDS!

Well I will tell you beforehand you won't get AIDS, but when you are all fucked up on ludes and mescaline and raw dog the hooker you won't be thinking clearly. It'll be fine Derek. Just fine. Don't worry.

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Last thing Ill say on this thread. HH is the house Derek built and he never waivered on his vision. Ok he might have waivered but he stuck to his guns so real Husky fans like us had a playground to speak freely about our sport. A true husky fan if Ive ever seen one.

For the cheap bastard free-riders here, next pledge drive OPEN UP your checkbooks bitches. Without help dawgman and HFP is what you get.

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Fuck, redman are you getting a cut from all this action?

I asked for money once and Derek hit me in the face with a bottle.

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Scenes from the most recent HH get together

I would think it would take a lot more to get banned from the taki tiki.

Ask @TommySQC, as I wasn't there.

Didn’t he also get his anus prolapsed by one of the other posters autzen style?

Someone soap the fountain? Vandalize the waving carved bear in somebody's yard? Bust over a Porta Squatty on the ferry terminal? I hope you stepped in to Engles for some biker karaoke.
 
Fuck, redman are you getting a cut from all this action?

I asked for money once and Derek hit me in the face with a bottle.

EmbarrassedSolidIndri-size_restricted.gif

Scenes from the most recent HH get together

I would think it would take a lot more to get banned from the taki tiki.

Ask @TommySQC, as I wasn't there.

Didn’t he also get his anus prolapsed by one of the other posters autzen style?

Someone soap the fountain? Vandalize the waving carved bear in somebody's yard? Bust over a Porta Squatty on the ferry terminal? I hope you stepped in to Engles for some biker karaoke.

You are clearly a man who knows the Edmonds Bowl terrain.

I miss those days when I lived there.
 
Fuck, redman are you getting a cut from all this action?

I asked for money once and Derek hit me in the face with a bottle.

EmbarrassedSolidIndri-size_restricted.gif

Scenes from the most recent HH get together

I would think it would take a lot more to get banned from the taki tiki.

Ask @TommySQC, as I wasn't there.

Didn’t he also get his anus prolapsed by one of the other posters autzen style?

Someone soap the fountain? Vandalize the waving carved bear in somebody's yard? Bust over a Porta Squatty on the ferry terminal? I hope you stepped in to Engles for some biker karaoke.

You are clearly a man who knows the Edmonds Bowl terrain.

I miss those days when I lived there.

RIP Duane's Barber Shop
 
No donations yesterday so no update. You dingdongs. We really need to get 6 inches. lulz
 
Fuck, redman are you getting a cut from all this action?

I asked for money once and Derek hit me in the face with a bottle.

EmbarrassedSolidIndri-size_restricted.gif

Scenes from the most recent HH get together

I would think it would take a lot more to get banned from the taki tiki.

Ask @TommySQC, as I wasn't there.

Didn’t he also get his anus prolapsed by one of the other posters autzen style?

Someone soap the fountain? Vandalize the waving carved bear in somebody's yard? Bust over a Porta Squatty on the ferry terminal? I hope you stepped in to Engles for some biker karaoke.

You are clearly a man who knows the Edmonds Bowl terrain.

I miss those days when I lived there.

RIP Duane's Barber Shop

oh no..... didn't know that
 
Second day in a row with no donations, and thus no update. Fuckers.

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