Cash Grab Update 8/30/18

Hello faggots!

So, a few small donations but nothing worth updating the tote board over. I know there are still a few of you who plan to donate later in the month. For those that don't intend to donate, please consider it.
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What do you consider small?
 
Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.
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Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.
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Alright comrades, I have completed my mission. It was not easy, as this spy learned late last month that he has a heart condition and has needed to see a handful of specialists. To fund a medical campaign in stride with a College and TBSing obsession campaign, you must be tactful.

All said, Swaye's WigWam blood money has been transferred in $0.81 increments from checking to PayPal. The Female Sovereign did not notice and I have successfully processed it to the homeland. Stalin, it is already in your coffers.

DoogCourics is now a paying member of HH, DM, and Roof. And to this point the Female Sovereign has not found me out and beheaded me. This is lucky, I too married above my station @YellowSnow . I guess it's time to pony up for the Athletic. At least that's legitimate journalism.
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Why the fuck are you giving Kim, Fatters and Ektard money? Especially if you don’t have it.

Why are fucktards enabling this behavior?

O Absalom! Absalom!
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1) I never said I didn't have money. I said that I was slowly siphoning away from my wife's eyes, which was made more difficult by doctor's visits. Hiding spending habits is a lot different than being a pour.

2) I'm finishing out my year long subscription that I made prior to finding HH. I found HH due to Doogman deleting my fucking poasts. Plus I feed their drivel (as well as Huffman, Biggins, and Angulo) to the the degenerates here for which I am greatly appreciated. Plus I stalk other team's boreds to get inside info and watch meltdowns.

3)

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You sound poor
 
Hello faggots!

So, a few small donations but nothing worth updating the tote board over. I know there are still a few of you who plan to donate later in the month. For those that don't intend to donate, please consider it.
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What do you consider small?
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Why do I get the feeling that you’ve asked this question before?
 
I think I have a shitload of Nazi, Soviet and Iraqi coins somewhere... I know being a copycat is lame but it would feel so right
 
I still have a bunch of fucking pesos in a drawer around here somewhere that Weiser paid off an Apple Cup bet with.

At the time it was way more than he owed on the bet, but I just figured Coog/maff.

That dude cracked me up. Too bad he was a faggot cooger.

Yeah, yeah................cool story, bro.
 
I think I have a shitload of Nazi, Soviet and Iraqi coins somewhere... I know being a copycat is lame but it would feel so right
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Excellent job the last couple of days losers. I don't want to spoil the number of where we are at, but hopefully the Graphics Department will come through with some MSPaint magic today and you can see all that we have achieved together.

@UW_Doog_Bot
 
Excellent job the last couple of days losers. I don't want to spoil the number of where we are at, but hopefully the Graphics Department will come through with some MSPaint magic today and you can see all that we have achieved together.

@UW_Doog_Bot
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I'm very grateful for the support shown to the site. Thanks to everyone who has donated.
 
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Excellent job the last couple of days losers. I don't want to spoil the number of where we are at, but hopefully the Graphics Department will come through with some MSPaint magic today and you can see all that we have achieved together.

@UW_Doog_Bot
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Im back! Only had to dodge a barrel rolling commuter plane this weekend.

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Let me take the autopilot off and fire up the old Caleco and I'll whip up some fire funding graphics.

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As you can see, we have finally hit the @YellowSnow prodigious member marker. 5.7K

FUCK YEAH...all the girls go wild!
 
Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
 
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Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
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Uhh, we've gone from a lost weekend in Vegas, to simply getting a fatal drug addiction and/or AIDS?

 
Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
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Uhh, we've gone from a lost weekend in Vegas, to simply getting a fatal drug addiction and/or AIDS?
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Well, that's the natural follow on to the weekend in Vegas. Kind of a 2+2=4 thing.
 
Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
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Uhh, we've gone from a lost weekend in Vegas, to simply getting a fatal drug addiction and/or AIDS?
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Well, that's the natural follow on to the weekend in Vegas. Kind of a 2+2=4 thing.
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To paraphrase a South King County real estate mogul, You've got sell the sizzle, not the AIDS!
 
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Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
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Uhh, we've gone from a lost weekend in Vegas, to simply getting a fatal drug addiction and/or AIDS?
Click to expand...

Well, that's the natural follow on to the weekend in Vegas. Kind of a 2+2=4 thing.
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To paraphrase a South King County real estate mogul, You've got sell the sizzle, not the AIDS!
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Well I will tell you beforehand you won't get AIDS, but when you are all fucked up on ludes and mescaline and raw dog the hooker you won't be thinking clearly. It'll be fine Derek. Just fine. Don't worry.
 
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