Cash Grab Update 8/30/18

[Rapeculturedawg]

Waiting until halftime of the Auburn game to donate. Either i'll be furious and need to vent about things, or i'll be dooging.. either way it'll be interesting.

 

[Fenderbender123]

*Reads about how expensive this site is to maintain*

*Still doesn't donate*

*Reads that anyone who doesn't donate is a faggot*

*Immediately donates*

 

[RoadDawg55]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

I saw the craziest version of exactly this a few weeks ago with my friend. It blew my mind.

 

[Swaye]

*Reads about how expensive this site is to maintain*

*Still doesn't donate*

*Reads that anyone who doesn't donate is a faggot*

*Immediately donates*

YBFE

 

[Swaye]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

I saw the craziest version of exactly this a few weeks ago with my friend. It blew my mind.

Some of our married schmucks live a sad and pathetic life. Then again, maybe I will die alone in a trailer, with shit in my pants and drool covering my face.

 

[Swaye]

Morning of 8/1/18 and we are almost halfway to the goal of breaking even for the year, but nowhere close to enough so that Derek can go big baller at a cat house and nearly die from blow.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

I saw the craziest version of exactly this a few weeks ago with my friend. It blew my mind.

Some of our married schmucks live a sad and pathetic life. Then again, maybe I will die alone in a trailer, with shit in my pants, drool covering my face, and my laptop logged onto Hardcore Husky.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Gilbystaint]

Some of our married schmucks live a sad and pathetic life. Then again, maybe I will die alone in a trailer, with shit in my pants and drool covering my face.[/QUOTE]

That is why I hang in there at every turn.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Morning of 8/1/18 and we are almost halfway to the goal of breaking even for the year, but nowhere close to enough so that Derek can go big baller at a cat house and nearly die from blow.

 

[Swaye]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

I saw the craziest version of exactly this a few weeks ago with my friend. It blew my mind.

Some of our married schmucks live a sad and pathetic life. Then again, maybe I will die alone in a trailer, with shit in my pants, drool covering my face, and my laptop logged onto Hardcore Husky.

Fixed that for you.

It would be amazing if this website were still alive in another 30 years - assuming I live to be 75. Race would be 200 then I suppose.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

I really think we need some kind of fund raising thermometer to help us visualize our goals.

 

[Swaye]

I really think we need some kind of fund raising thermometer to help us visualize our goals.
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I've been working on something like that. Sorry @RoadDawg55

 

[Swaye]

Also, hearing @UODuckGirl just got back from the Congo. Just what I'm hearing.

 

[YellowSnow]

I really think we need some kind of fund raising thermometer to help us visualize our goals.
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I've been working on something like that. Sorry @RoadDawg55

@UODuckGirl true?

Speaking of Asians, injuns only split off like 11,000 years ago when crossing the land bridge, so guessing @dnc is disappointed sometimes.

 

[Swaye]

I really think we need some kind of fund raising thermometer to help us visualize our goals.
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I've been working on something like that. Sorry @RoadDawg55

@UODuckGirl true?

Speaking of Asians, injuns only split off like 11,000 years ago when crossing the land bridge, so guessing @dnc is disappointed sometimes.

Already beat you to the UODuckGirl joke, and @dnc always tells me what I lack in size I more than make up for in lack of stamina.

 

[YellowSnow]

I really think we need some kind of fund raising thermometer to help us visualize our goals.
View attachment 13486

I've been working on something like that. Sorry @RoadDawg55

@UODuckGirl true?

Speaking of Asians, injuns only split off like 11,000 years ago when crossing the land bridge, so guessing @dnc is disappointed sometimes.

Already beat you to the UODuckGirl joke, and @dnc always tells me what I lack in size I more than make up for in lack of stamina.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Ok so I understand that some of you are domestic abuse victims from your wives and have a hard time asking her for Wam kind of wampum but what buttfuck can't spare $25 for how much time you degenerates spend on this website. That's basically $2 a month. I'm sure you spend more than that on Dorritos and Mountain Dew.

 

[Swaye]

Ok so I understand that some of you are domestic abuse victims from your wives and have a hard time asking her for Wam kind of wampum but what buttfuck can't spare $25 for how much time you degenerates spend on this website. That's basically $2 a month. I'm sure you spend more than that on Dorritos and Mountain Dew.

 

[YellowSnow]

Ok so I understand that some of you are domestic abuse victims from your wives and have a hard time asking her for Wam kind of wampum but what buttfuck can't spare $25 for how much time you degenerates spend on this website. That's basically $2 a month. I'm sure you spend more than that on Dorritos and Mountain Dew.

Fucking Christ, I'm walking down to the Pony Express station today to send the green backs. I'm hoping to get to Butler Cabin level on an installment plan.

 

[Swaye]

Ok so I understand that some of you are domestic abuse victims from your wives and have a hard time asking her for Wam kind of wampum but what buttfuck can't spare $25 for how much time you degenerates spend on this website. That's basically $2 a month. I'm sure you spend more than that on Dorritos and Mountain Dew.

Fucking Christ, I'm walking down to the Pony Express station today to send the green backs. I'm hoping to get to Butler Cabin level on an installment plan.

Watch out for Injuns. They love the Pony Express.