Cash Grab Update 8/30/18

[Sources]

If we get exclusive @MikeSeaver posting rights, we'll hit 5M pretty much instantly.

 

[Pitchfork51]

What the fuck is BOD

 

[Pitchfork51]

Nevermind.

 

[DoogCourics]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

 

[Swaye]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

LOL you poor married bastards

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

LOL you poor married bastards

Let's not group all the married bastards together.

 

[YellowSnow]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

LOL you poor married bastards

We don't hide the fact that we bull shit around on a Husky Football bored from our spouses, but no sense in calling extra scrutiny to it either. Better to send Derek envelopes of cash rather than put it on the credit card. Now if the Huskies make it to Pasadena and there's a tailgate and I have to intro myself as YellowSnow - not as bad as @Rapeculturedawg , of course - it's still going to be awkward.

 

[Swaye]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

LOL you poor married bastards

We don't hide the fact that we bull shit around on a Husky Football bored from our spouses, but no sense in calling extra scrutiny to it either. Better to send Derek envelopes of cash rather than put it on the credit card. Now if the Huskies make it to Pasadena and there's a tailgate and I have to intro myself as YellowSnow - not as bad as @Rapeculturedawg , of course - it's still going to be awkward.

Yeah, @Rapeculturedawg and @CuntWaffle and @PurpleThrobber probably shouldn't come to any events if they are married. Or at least don't bring their husbands.

 

[Rapeculturedawg]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

LOL you poor married bastards

We don't hide the fact that we bull shit around on a Husky Football bored from our spouses, but no sense in calling extra scrutiny to it either. Better to send Derek envelopes of cash rather than put it on the credit card. Now if the Huskies make it to Pasadena and there's a tailgate and I have to intro myself as YellowSnow - not as bad as @Rapeculturedawg , of course - it's still going to be awkward.

Yeah, @Rapeculturedawg and @CuntWaffle and @PurpleThrobber probably shouldn't come to any events if they are married. Or at least don't bring their husbands.

It was an awkward introduction at the Stanford tailgate last season...

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

LOL you poor married bastards

We don't hide the fact that we bull shit around on a Husky Football bored from our spouses, but no sense in calling extra scrutiny to it either. Better to send Derek envelopes of cash rather than put it on the credit card. Now if the Huskies make it to Pasadena and there's a tailgate and I have to intro myself as YellowSnow - not as bad as @Rapeculturedawg , of course - it's still going to be awkward.

Yeah, @Rapeculturedawg and @CuntWaffle and @PurpleThrobber probably shouldn't come to any events if they are married. Or at least don't bring their husbands.

What's the policy with Mrs. @dnc and @Swaye at events? Is there a lot of tension and don't ask don't tell or more of a three's company kind of arrangement?

 

[topdawgnc]

Pleased to here the story about the Tiki ...

With Trump rounding up messicans ... I've been on the lamb.

 

[SweatpantsGeneral]

Also for those of you that can read buy some books. If you can't read buy one for one of your two dads.
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Don't forget this classic which relegated HHB forever to never getting Grinolds level access ---

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"Tuff" looking cat Koop.

It’s my cat. She has to be tough. She once brought me a bat, a squirrel, and a pigeon on the same day. How does a 7 lb cat do that? Pure Ninja. Special Forces cat

 

[Swaye]

Also for those of you that can read buy some books. If you can't read buy one for one of your two dads.
View attachment 475

Don't forget this classic which relegated HHB forever to never getting Grinolds level access ---

View attachment 13477

"Tuff" looking cat Koop.

It’s my cat. She has to be tough. She once brought me a bat, a squirrel, and a pigeon on the same day. How does a 7 lb cat do that? Pure Ninja. Special Forces cat

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Also for those of you that can read buy some books. If you can't read buy one for one of your two dads.
View attachment 475

Don't forget this classic which relegated HHB forever to never getting Grinolds level access ---

View attachment 13477

"Tuff" looking cat Koop.

It’s my cat. She has to be tough. She once brought me a bat, a squirrel, and a pigeon on the same day. How does a 7 lb cat do that? Pure Ninja. Special Forces cat

Can i gets a war imagery trigger warning?

 

[Swaye]

You queers have kept me really busy today doing donation updates. Great fucking job you degenerates.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Also for those of you that can read buy some books. If you can't read buy one for one of your two dads.
View attachment 475

Don't forget this classic which relegated HHB forever to never getting Grinolds level access ---

View attachment 13477

"Tuff" looking cat Koop.

It’s my cat. She has to be tough. She once brought me a bat, a squirrel, and a pigeon on the same day. How does a 7 lb cat do that? Pure Ninja. Special Forces cat

Did you remember to thank koopcat for her service?

 

[Swaye]

@Gladstone just reminded me of something. Please get your donations in before you kill yourselves during/after the Auburn game. TIA

 

[Alexis]

This shithole had a front page?

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

I just bought a car but once I get all the down payment shit for the Yugo in order I'll see what I can do.

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.

Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.

Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.

LOL you poor married bastards

We don't hide the fact that we bull shit around on a Husky Football bored from our spouses, but no sense in calling extra scrutiny to it either. Better to send Derek envelopes of cash rather than put it on the credit card. Now if the Huskies make it to Pasadena and there's a tailgate and I have to intro myself as YellowSnow - not as bad as @Rapeculturedawg , of course - it's still going to be awkward.

I can't wait until October 13th at the Sailgate to chintroduce myself as IPukeGrellow.