Cancun ….cool fucking city

but there’s cheese in the microwave and soon it will render that melted concoction that helps nacho hang on.
 
Last went to Cancun right after I graduated high school. Lived it up the first night at the old Senor Frogs. Someone gave me the great idea of taking the slide into the lagoon. Landed in knee deep filth and got plastic bags stuck to me. Later read the lagoon has crocs in it so probably lucky I made it out.
 
Was sargassum piling up on beaches? I know the hotels there have to rake it daily. About 10 years ago, I stayed at Paradise Lodge near the Belize border and it was piled 4 ft high on the beach. Didn't affect the flyfishing as we stayed inside bays and targeted bones, permit, and tarpon on the flats. But holy hell did that sargassum smell to high heavens.
 
Was sargassum piling up on beaches? I know the hotels there have to rake it daily. About 10 years ago, I stayed at Paradise Lodge near the Belize border and it was piled 4 ft high on the beach. Didn't affect the flyfishing as we stayed inside bays and targeted bones, permit, and tarpon on the flats. But holy hell did that sargassum smell to high heavens.
I know you're being sargasstic but...
 
Was sargassum piling up on beaches? I know the hotels there have to rake it daily. About 10 years ago, I stayed at Paradise Lodge near the Belize border and it was piled 4 ft high on the beach. Didn't affect the flyfishing as we stayed inside bays and targeted bones, permit, and tarpon on the flats. But holy hell did that sargassum smell to high heavens.
It was definitely piling up and there were dudes out on the beach daily with wheelbarrows hauling it off.
 
Sargassum was real bad in Tulum when I was there in October. I think it's usually way worse in the fall season but it smelled terrible and there were giant piles of it and the water was red on stormier days. Not that cool.
 
My idiot family member pressured us to go to cancun years ago, I knew it would suck, I bitched before during and after, and to top it all off I was on medication that nearly killed me there and after the flight back. Almost no golf, certainly no drinking, on a fucking resort more than half the time.

I'd go back to charred over Maui over that place.
 
I just spent 14 days surrounded by fellow rich people in waikoloa. Lots of whites. No yelling. No twerking. Zero fan dances
we took the kids to Moorea in Frenchy Hawaii last spring break. Nice change of pace from American Hawaii. Tahiti is only like 2 hrs further from SFO. We’re too pour to do Bora Bora with the kids though. That’s a couples only type vacation.
 
My idiot family member pressured us to go to cancun years ago, I knew it would suck, I bitched before during and after, and to top it all off I was on medication that nearly killed me there and after the flight back. Almost no golf, certainly no drinking, on a fucking resort more than half the time.

I'd go back to charred over Maui over that place.
Playa and Tulum are much nicer options. Fly into Cancun and keep going south.
 
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