Call the vanilla lawyers

I’ll wait in a long line at self checkout just to avoid talking to the cashier at the traditional check out stands. Every time I choose the regular check out, I regret it.

“Doing anything fun tonight?”
 
Timely. I lectured a Kroger store manager last week because they kept running out of Comet cleaner... told her I would be finding a new store for my one stop shopping if they don't get their act together.

Greenwood is really going down hill.
 
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Why do I need an uplifting experience at a fucking grocery store? Just sell me my goddamn hot pockets, funyuns and Mt Dew and I will go be uplifted somewhere else.
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I get what you're saying but I partially disagree. There's a Safeway close to where I live, and it's like Night of the Living Dead in there. The employees, by and large, look like they'd rather shoot themselves in the head than be working. Sometimes I will drive to Haggen or QFC, just because of the better vibe.
 
Why do I need an uplifting experience at a fucking grocery store? Just sell me my goddamn hot pockets, funyuns and Mt Dew and I will go be uplifted somewhere else.
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I get what you're saying but I partially disagree. There's a Safeway close to where I live, and it's like Night of the Living Dead in there. The employees, by and large, look like they'd rather shoot themselves in the head than be working. Sometimes I will drive to Haggen or QFC, just because of the better vibe.
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Not everyone can handle 7-11.
 
I’ll wait in a long line at self checkout just to avoid talking to the cashier at the traditional check out stands. Every time I choose the regular check out, I regret it.

“Doing anything fun tonight?”
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Simple answer to that question: Hookers & blow.
 
Timely. I lectured a Kroger store manager last week because they kept running out of Comet cleaner... told her I would be finding a new store for my one stop shopping if they don't get their act together.

Greenwood is really going down hill.
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Greenwood tough guy, giving the store manager a Comet ultimatum.

And how much Comet do you use? Do you shit like @jhfstyle24?
 
Why do I need an uplifting experience at a fucking grocery store? Just sell me my goddamn hot pockets, funyuns and Mt Dew and I will go be uplifted somewhere else.
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I get what you're saying but I partially disagree. There's a Safeway close to where I live, and it's like Night of the Living Dead in there. The employees, by and large, look like they'd rather shoot themselves in the head than be working. Sometimes I will drive to Haggen or QFC, just because of the better vibe.
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Oh yeah, I hate that Shitway. The porking lot is a pain in the ass too.
 
I’ll wait in a long line at self checkout just to avoid talking to the cashier at the traditional check out stands. Every time I choose the regular check out, I regret it.

“Doing anything fun tonight?”
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Can't buy booze at self check but I hear you

I get asked if I want to contribute to help starving kids. Let them starve I say. HH humor doesn't work in public
 
This thread is mysteriously lacking in Aspbergers Frank from @YellowSnow and my Safeway.

Sad.
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I've been meaning to post a Frank update, but have been avoiding his line because he's going to tell me Browning won more games than Eason.
 
Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
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My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
 
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