Call the vanilla lawyers

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Benny's Grocery Store Roster:

PCC
Whole Foods (delivered)
Safeway
Met Market
Trader Joes
Costco

NOC

81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.
 
81
Benny's Grocery Store Roster:

PCC
Whole Foods (delivered)
Safeway
Met Market
Trader Joes
Costco

NOC

81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.

ya but, free samples tho...
 
81
Benny's Grocery Store Roster:

PCC
Whole Foods (delivered)
Safeway
Met Market
Trader Joes
Costco

NOC

81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.

And yet you trust them with freedom?
 
81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.

81% of the people at my Costco are Canadian. Quite easily.
 
Albertsons says three is a crowd in line and promise to open a teller if it happens on their signage

So when we're 5th in line I always show three fingers to the managers hiding behind the glass watching the monitors

I used to hold up 1

ok boober
 
81
Benny's Grocery Store Roster:

PCC
Whole Foods (delivered)
Safeway
Met Market
Trader Joes
Costco

NOC

81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.

Hurtful
 
I’ll wait in a long line at self checkout just to avoid talking to the cashier at the traditional check out stands. Every time I choose the regular check out, I regret it.

“Doing anything fun tonight?”

Can't buy booze at self check but I hear you

I get asked if I want to contribute to help starving kids. Let them starve I say. HH humor doesn't work in public

The small talk is just awful. I feel the same way at restaurants when a server comes to check up on you 7 times. Once is fine.

The worst part is that they are trained to do that. I can’t believe that managers actually think most people want that. Our manager harped on that when I was a server. I’m not going to ask if they like their French onion soup while they are in a serious business discussion. They will make eye contact and get your attention if they need something when you’re in the area. At the same time, it is really fucking annoying when you’ve been done eating for 15 min, the check hasn’t come, and your server is nowhere in sight.
 
I’ll wait in a long line at self checkout just to avoid talking to the cashier at the traditional check out stands. Every time I choose the regular check out, I regret it.

“Doing anything fun tonight?”

Can't buy booze at self check but I hear you

I get asked if I want to contribute to help starving kids. Let them starve I say. HH humor doesn't work in public

The small talk is just awful. I feel the same way at restaurants when a server comes to check up on you 7 times. Once is fine.

The worst part is that they are trained to do that. I can’t believe that managers actually think most people want that. Our manager harped on that when I was a server. I’m not going to ask if they like their French onion soup while they are in a serious business discussion. They will make eye contact and get your attention if they need something when you’re in the area. At the same time, it is really fucking annoying when you’ve been done eating for 15 min, the check hasn’t come, and your server is nowhere in sight.

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Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries

Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
 
Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries

Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.

Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.

Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.

In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.
 
Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries

Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.

I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.

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Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries

Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.

I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.

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Mrs. Nacho looks a little red in the face.
 
Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries

Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.

I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.

View attachment 25209

Mrs. Nacho looks a little red in the face.

Jokes on you. That's not Mrs. Nacho.
 
Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries

Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.

I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.

View attachment 25209

Mrs. Nacho looks a little red in the face.

Jokes on you. That's not Mrs. Nacho.

YKWYWF
 
Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries

Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.

Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.

Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.

In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.

The fact you enjoy nuts does not surprise me. NTTAWWT.

Give me Cheetos, Ruffles, Ho Hos and Banquet Hungry Man dinners every day of the week.

 
Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries

Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.

Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.

Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.

In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.

The fact you enjoy nuts does not surprise me. NTTAWWT.

Give me Cheetos, Ruffles, Ho Hos and Banquet Hungry Man dinners every day of the week.

your post speaks for itself.

case closed.

'nuff said.
 
Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries

Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.

Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.

Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.

In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.

The fact you enjoy nuts does not surprise me. NTTAWWT.

Give me Cheetos, Ruffles, Ho Hos and Banquet Hungry Man dinners every day of the week.

your post speaks for itself.

case closed.

'nuff said.

I know. I win.

 
81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.

81% of the people at my Costco are Canadian. Quite easily.

If you are talking about the Bellingham Costco, your number is lite...
 
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