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Speed, speed, speed! Checkout has never been faster.

Checkers are more efficient than last year. Everyone is talking about the difference.
 
Bob Smith. He is the best assistant manager on the floor, enough said on that. He has 4 years of high school and 1 year of college under his belt and will do whatever he can to please the customers.
 
Our stockers are 300 pounds across the line and ready to rumble

Smith, Jones, Center, Klaus, and Jermaine
 
Albertsons says three is a crowd in line and promise to open a teller if it happens on their signage

So when we're 5th in line I always show three fingers to the managers hiding behind the glass watching the monitors

I used to hold up 1
 
Why do I need an uplifting experience at a fucking grocery store? Just sell me my goddamn hot pockets, funyuns and Mt Dew and I will go be uplifted somewhere else.
 
Why do I need an uplifting experience at a fucking grocery store? Just sell me my goddamn hot pockets, funyuns and Mt Dew and I will go be uplifted somewhere else.

Do you feel the same way about other stores too? Say... Bed, Bath, & Beyond.
 
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