Caitlin Clark vs Kelsey Plum

[whlinder]

Still an awful lot of fags actually talking about the actual WNBA on this thread.

It’s official. The AIDS has won.

Some of us have daughters which are part of the sports-media industrial complex, and are trying to not be dirty old man gross. At least not obviously.

I first noticed last year. The Magic v Bird thing with Angel Reese in the final 4 was good for the game. And Angel is easy on the eyes

Nevermind my previous comment.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Why the fuck can I not edit people's poasts when replying? @DerekJohnson I will join whatever lathered up right wing clandestine board you have for $200 if this shit gets fixed.

It has gotten in the way of several funny posts I would have made that the world will never know about. I have talked to Vanilla but they don't seem to understand why we would want such a thing on our board.

How can you assume they were funny? This is an attack on humor itself. I'll judge the posts on their humor when their time to shine comes.

Assuming makes an ass out of YOU, pal

This was me channeling my inner @PurpleJ

 

[TheHB]

When the most action in months is a thread about the fucking WNBA, this bored has officially jumped the shark.
Remember, WNBA teams practice against high school guys — sometimes lower-level college men. The product is better than it used to be, but it's still shit.
The 200th best college men's team would destroy the Storm in a game.

 

[YellowSnow]

People forget that Kelsey Plum wasn't even the hottest chick on the 2017 UW Team.

 

[TheHB]

People forget that Kelsey Plum wasn't even the hottest chick on the 2017 UW Team.

People forget that.

 

[YellowSnow]

When the most action in months is a thread about the fucking WNBA, this bored has officially jumped the shark.
Remember, WNBA teams practice against high school guys — sometimes lower-level college men. The product is better than it used to be, but it's still shit.
The 200th best college men's team would destroy the Storm in a game.

Sounds like you've never bred with an ex D1 hoops player, boss. You should see the height on these boys!
We need their genes!

 

[DerekJohnson]

I always had a thing for Alexus Atchley

 

[YellowSnow]

I always had a thing for Alexus Atchley

That team was stacked with hot chicks. Heather Corral and Kelly Kingma.

 

[whlinder]

When the most action in months is a thread about the fucking WNBA, this bored has officially jumped the shark.
Remember, WNBA teams practice against high school guys — sometimes lower-level college men. The product is better than it used to be, but it's still shit.
The 200th best college men's team would destroy the Storm in a game.

This bored is fighting for clicks with the WNBA as a topic. You're welcum, bored.
I'm not aware of any sport where the top level female version is any better that the best high-schoolers. Whether such female sports are still interesting is in the eye of the beholder, like everything in life.

 

[Pitchfork51]

women’s hoops are fine to watch. Kind of like infomercials

 

[backthepack]

I've never seen a girl be able to hit off balance off the dribble 3s from as deep as she does. That's the reason for the interest, she's doing things no other women has really done before.

I agree. Clark is special with her court vision, dribble, quickness, and range. Imagine if she played for SC. She's a total stud and could envision her hanging hard in the men's tournament this year. I'd take that point guard on my squad. I think she's a bigger talent than Plum.

She's not hanging with the men in an organized setting. She's a really incredible player though.

I think she could hang. Maybe not on UConns squad. Consider some UW guard alternatives over the years though. At worst she's Ryan Appleby.

until you realize Ryan Appleby is 6"4

 

[whlinder]

I always had a thing for Alexus Atchley

Shout out Vita Vea.
Can only hope those babies find their way to Washington in the future

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I always had a thing for Alexus Atchley

Shout out Vita Vea.
Can only hope those babies find their way to Washington in the future

really?

 

[whlinder]

https://www.instagram.com/alexusvea/

 

[Fear_Boner]

A goofy little dude in his 50s that works for me has been talking about Clark a lot. That's the only reason I know about her.

He's a kite boarder and mountain biker type who drives a Prius and complains when he burns a gallon of gas. Never played organized sports and probably shoots a basketball granny style. He knows all about her though and was watching the womens' tournament.

Hey, pal, I watched 100 times more women’s hoops than mens the year. But I drive a big gas guzzler SUV and drink 100 proof bourbon neat.

100° bourbon is for people as soft as UCLA players.

 

[YellowSnow]

A goofy little dude in his 50s that works for me has been talking about Clark a lot. That's the only reason I know about her.

He's a kite boarder and mountain biker type who drives a Prius and complains when he burns a gallon of gas. Never played organized sports and probably shoots a basketball granny style. He knows all about her though and was watching the womens' tournament.

Hey, pal, I watched 100 times more women’s hoops than mens the year. But I drive a big gas guzzler SUV and drink 100 proof bourbon neat.

100° bourbon is for people as soft as UCLA players.

Hey, pal, no one here is drinking barrel proof totally neat with no water. And if they say they are, they’re lying.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I’d bone plum, I wouldn’t be surprised if clarks dick slipped out the bottom of her skirt.

Plum throws T-shirts to the 2nd level, clark flops when a fan brushes against her when storming the court.

Plum plays basketball, runs plays, shoots dribbles, rebounds, passes, plays D, clark throws up 40 shots a game.

Last… plum didn’t try to recreate a classic mamba moment when she won a fucking conference title.

I can’t stand Clark. She’s good for the game though, a game I don’t give two fucks about.

I read this entire post in Cowboy Pup's voice and it fit perfectly

@DerekJohnson please help make this dream come true

 

[CallMeBigErn]

A goofy little dude in his 50s that works for me has been talking about Clark a lot. That's the only reason I know about her.

He's a kite boarder and mountain biker type who drives a Prius and complains when he burns a gallon of gas. Never played organized sports and probably shoots a basketball granny style. He knows all about her though and was watching the womens' tournament.

Hey, pal, I watched 100 times more women’s hoops than mens the year. But I drive a big gas guzzler SUV and drink 100 proof bourbon neat.

100° bourbon is for people as soft as UCLA players.

Real men slam triple shots of Bacardi 151 and chase it with milk. My buddy was a real man in high school. I watched the whole thing. He is now sober. God bless him. Someday I wish to be so strong. I can only do a double.

 

[Joey]

I always had a thing for Alexus Atchley

I could only imagine if she was Korean

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

I always had a thing for Alexus Atchley

That team was stacked with hot chicks. Heather Corral and Kelly Kingma.

You and your female height fetish.
Anyway, I have no idea who this Clark fellow is and I don't care to know.

Plum is an all timer on the Husky women's sports and fap list.