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Fire_Marshall_Bill

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I was a pretty big fan of his, going back to 2013 or 2014 when we were recruiting him. I rarely engage in the creepy TBS shit, but I actually emailed friends tape of Folsom gaymes. I defended him (usually in my head) through his first 30 plus games.

Yesterday proved he's just another frontrunner, Sark type who can do really well against most poor and average defenses, but he folds against the great ones, or just a really good gayme plan off a bye week. He's just not a great leader and he never will be. We're probably stuck with him because honestly, who else is there? It's not Carta-Samuels. I have no idea about Todd Bridges-Gadd and whomever else we have.

With better offensive coaching an WR's, he might be okay to a point. I don't know. But that just means he's a fucking game manager. We used to produce NFL qb's every 2-3 years for 25 years. They weren't some free agent, practice squad, special teams hanger ons either. They usually lasted at least five years and many started and made Pro Bowels. So in conclusion, fuck him.
 
I was a pretty big fan of his, going back to 2013 or 2014 when we were recruiting him. I rarely engage in the creepy TBS shit, but I actually emailed friends tape of Folsom gaymes. I defended him (usually in my head) through his first 30 plus games.

Yesterday proved he's just another frontrunner, Sark type who can do really well against most poor and average defenses, but he folds against the great ones, or just a really good gayme plan off a bye week. He's just not a great leader and he never will be. We're probably stuck with him because honestly, who else is there? It's not Carta-Samuels. I have no idea about Todd Bridges-Gadd and whomever else we have.

With better offensive coaching an WR's, he might be okay to a point. I don't know. But that just means he's a fucking game manager. We used to produce NFL qb's every 2-3 years for 25 years. They weren't some free agent, practice squad, special teams hanger ons either. They usually lasted at least five years and many started and made Pro Bowels. So in conclusion, fuck him.
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Yeah this is a good post. I can live with
Browning's shitty arm but really good college
teams have QB's with at least a decent ability
to run to keep the defence honest. Those scrambles
yesterday looked like a duck with aids. Really hoping
Pete has an open competition with Yankoff next year.
 
He shit the bed in his FIRST GAME.

He had never led a game winning drive and folded every fucking time he had to.

His HS film was him with a sloppy arm throwing accurate passes to wide open receivers because he had Jonah Williams protecting him and was on a team with or&w boosters and coaches.

Everyone that has defended him has done so because they thought he had to "learn" to become a winner. People bad-mouthed Tui (you know people are Dooging when we bad mouth the best players we've ever had) to defend him.

Jake has always been and will always be a snowflake piece of shit in troubled moments. He is a robot fuckwad who brainlocks if he doesn't see something he understands.

He's a useless piece of crap as a player. But we knew that after he threw the ball out of bounds on a 3rd down in the red zone in the 4th quarter of his first game (which resulted in my TV getting killed). He didn't understand at that point the point of the game is not reading defenses and doing clever shit, it's winning.

He will never get it because he's never got it.
 
He shit the bed in his FIRST GAME.

He had never led a game winning drive and folded every fucking time he had to.

His HS film was him with a sloppy arm throwing accurate passes to wide open receivers because he had Jonah Williams protecting him and was on a team with or&w boosters and coaches.

Everyone that has defended him has done so because they thought he had to "learn" to become a winner. People bad-mouthed Tui (you know people are Dooging when we bad mouth the best players we've ever had) to defend him.

Jake has always been and will always be a snowflake piece of shit in troubled moments. He is a robot fuckwad who brainlocks if he doesn't see something he understands.

He's a useless piece of crap as a player. But we knew that after he threw the ball out of bounds on a 3rd down in the red zone in the 4th quarter of his first game (which resulted in my TV getting killed). He didn't understand at that point the point of the game is not reading defenses and doing clever shit, it's winning.

He will never get it because he's never got it.
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Great now let’s give him shit WRs, mediocre OL and make the offense revolve around him throwing deep outs -Smith & Pete
 
For as much as this board loves to shit on Locker ... go look at the number of clutch drives Locker had and compare to Browning ... it’s a night and day difference
 
For as much as this board loves to shit on Locker ... go look at the number of clutch drives Locker had and compare to Browning ... it’s a night and day difference
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We win that game with Montlake Jake. Easy.

Jake wasn't super accurate or cerebral, but he wasn't a fucking pussy and he made a bunch of clutch plays.
 
Yeah, but I'd want one of my illegitimate daughters to bang Brownsocks.
 
What really pisses me off is you can tell he still thinks he's the shit and it's everybody else's fault. He has fucking Josh Rosen syndrome. No you dumb bitch! You're not the shit! You lock onto one fucking WR too long, stare him down, if he's not open you panic like a pussy because you fucked up the timing of the play and you missed the window of opportunity to hit any of the other WR's coming out of their breaks or you just miss somebody who is wide open. You're a terrible athlete who can't escape pressure and makes retarded decisions when under pressure. At least once or twice a game you'll stare down Pettis, he won't be open, but you'll throw the ball anyway and by the grace of God it isn't intercepted.

Three years removed from high school your arm is still weak as fuck because your pussy ass doesn't lift hard because it's embarrassing when you can only bench 115 so instead of getting stronger you were in the film room thinking you could win by out smarting defensive coordinators. Well that's worked out great huh Brownsocks. And when shit isn't going right all you do on the sidelines is sit your ass on the bench and talk to Smiff. Zero leadership. Zero talking with the WR's, RB's, or lineman. Fuck Browning. Carta-Samuels can't possibly be worse; his accuracy is much improved and at least he can fucking run. If he looks so good in practice which the coaches have been saying for months then let's give him a shot before he transfers and were stuck with Brownsocks for another year. Nothing would make me happier than to see KJ light it up both passing and running with Brownsocks on the fucking sideline. This motherfucker has had everything handed to him from high school to college and it's really starting to show.
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No you dumb bitch! You're not the shit!

epic

 
Have you seen Haener's spiral? Millen could probably talk about it for 15 minutes about how tight it is.
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I could talk about how tight Haener's Mom is for 15 minutes.
 
If Browning has a kid the kid will probably have downs or some shit.

No that's darnold actually.
 
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