Browning

What really pisses me off is you can tell he still thinks he's the shit and it's everybody else's fault. He has fucking Josh Rosen syndrome. No you dumb bitch! You're not the shit! You lock onto one fucking WR too long, stare him down, if he's not open you panic like a pussy because you fucked up the timing of the play and you missed the window of opportunity to hit any of the other WR's coming out of their breaks or you just miss somebody who is wide open. You're a terrible athlete who can't escape pressure and makes retarded decisions when under pressure. At least once or twice a game you'll stare down Pettis, he won't be open, but you'll throw the ball anyway and by the grace of God it isn't intercepted.

Three years removed from high school your arm is still weak as fuck because your pussy ass doesn't lift hard because it's embarrassing when you can only bench 115 so instead of getting stronger you were in the film room thinking you could win by out smarting defensive coordinators. Well that's worked out great huh Brownsocks. And when shit isn't going right all you do on the sidelines is sit your ass on the bench and talk to Smiff. Zero leadership. Zero talking with the WR's, RB's, or lineman. Fuck Browning. Carta-Samuels can't possibly be worse; his accuracy is much improved and at least he can fucking run. If he looks so good in practice which the coaches have been saying for months then let's give him a shot before he transfers and were stuck with Brownsocks for another year. Nothing would make me happier than to see KJ light it up both passing and running with Brownsocks on the fucking sideline. This motherfucker has had everything handed to him from high school to college and it's really starting to show.
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Magna Carta is awful. GTFO with that shit
 
Somebody is transferring to Fresno State after this season to be Jeff Tedford's QB down there. Right now, I'm hoping it's Browning after KJ gets a shot and beats him out.
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This is stupid.
 
For as much as this board loves to shit on Locker ... go look at the number of clutch drives Locker had and compare to Browning ... it’s a night and day difference
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You mean like the BYU game?

This is revisionist history
 
For as much as this board loves to shit on Locker ... go look at the number of clutch drives Locker had and compare to Browning ... it’s a night and day difference
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You mean like the BYU game?

This is revisionist history
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No, it's actually not.

Locker wasn't successful in every opportunity he had in those situations ... no QB is.

But Locker had a reasonably decent success rate in those situations ...

And his success rate is SIGNIFICANTLY better than Browning's.
 
If Browning has a total bed shitting performance again, I'm not adverse to putting Magna Carta out there for at least a series or two just to fuck with Browning and get him out of his comfort zone.

My sense is that Magna Carta is a far better runner than Browning ... and given what the offense has to work with, it may be a better fit.

I don't think Magna Carta would be a complete disaster.

And when you are coming off a game where you scored 7 fucking points, it's hard to get much worse.
 
Browning
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In a 70-21 blowout, this is a dick move.
 
For as much as this board loves to shit on Locker ... go look at the number of clutch drives Locker had and compare to Browning ... it’s a night and day difference
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You mean like the BYU game?

This is revisionist history
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No, it's actually not.

Locker wasn't successful in every opportunity he had in those situations ... no QB is.

But Locker had a reasonably decent success rate in those situations ...

And his success rate is SIGNIFICANTLY better than Browning's.
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Locker shit the bed more often than he didnt. USC in 09 or a Nebraska team in '10 that gave no fucks. He didnt even have many opportunities to lead clutch drives against good teams because UW was losing by 21++
 
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