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[mobey]

Amanda Knox in the sack... hide all the sharp instruments and sleep with one eye open (or tie her up at night for peace of mind).

That's why you spew and split.

 

[WedgwoodDawg]

Amanda Knox approves this poast.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Amanda Knox approves this poast.

Is she saying that she tongue punches the fartbox?

 

[DeepSeaZ]

I'd have sex with her in a butcher shop. I'm edgy like that.

 

[Dick_B]

2 percocets and a hot tub. Cures everything. Cept airborne herpes. And Ebola

 

[Mosster47]

Italy completely kicks ass and the girls are way more open to the two hole than American girls.

I can attest to this. My best two, two-hole experiences were in Pisa and Milan. Great food, great country.

Get over to Germany, stay in Trier, and drink enough Reisling to float your liver on the Mosel. If you can work past the terrible accent German women speak English with they can suck start a leaf blower.

 

[DeepSeaZ]

Riesling? Gross.

Italy completely kicks ass and the girls are way more open to the two hole than American girls.

I can attest to this. My best two, two-hole experiences were in Pisa and Milan. Great food, great country.

Get over to Germany, stay in Trier, and drink enough Reisling to float your liver on the Mosel. If you can work past the terrible accent German women speak English with they can suck start a leaf blower.

 

[DeepSeaZ]

BTW I'm more scared intrigued by Amanda Bynes.

 

[H_D]

Amanda Knox approves this poast.

Is she saying that she tongue punches the fartbox?

Nope. "Cock goes in here."

 

[PurpleReign]

BTW I'm more scared intrigued by Amanda Bynes.

This bitch literally has schizophrenia, I would still hit it.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Italy completely kicks ass and the girls are way more open to the two hole than American girls.

I can attest to this. My best two, two-hole experiences were in Pisa and Milan. Great food, great country.

It's always fun to travel with your wife/girlfriend.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Italy = shittiest roads in Europe. If you don't take the tollways, plan to get your destination 9 hours later than you think you will, if at all. Also plan to sleep in your fucking car because you might have to.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Italy = shittiest roads in Europe.

I thought that was going to read "Italy = shittiest 2-holes in Europe."

 

[AZDuck]

Italy = shittiest roads in Europe. If you don't take the tollways, plan to get your destination 9 hours later than you think you will, if at all. Also plan to sleep in your fucking car because you might have to.

The fuck? Take the autostrada and stop crying

 

[PurpleReign]

Italy = shittiest roads in Europe. If you don't take the tollways, plan to get your destination 9 hours later than you think you will, if at all. Also plan to sleep in your fucking car because you might have to.

So.. Many... Jokes....

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Italy = shittiest roads in Europe. If you don't take the tollways, plan to get your destination 9 hours later than you think you will, if at all. Also plan to sleep in your fucking car because you might have to.

The fuck? Take the autostrada and stop crying

I prefer scenic highways, not shitty freeways. Hth. And I was driving a brand new Benzo rental.

 

[dnc]

Italy = shittiest roads in Europe. If you don't take the tollways, plan to get your destination 9 hours later than you think you will, if at all. Also plan to sleep in your fucking car because you might have to.

The fuck? Take the autostrada and stop crying

I prefer scenic highways, not shitty freeways. Hth. And I was driving a brand new Benzo rental.

Did your customer tip you for driving him around?

 

[AZDuck]

Learn to read a map and quit bitching about how long the trip took. I've driven all over Italy and the roads are fine. Also, learn to stammer a word or two of Italian into your cellphone and make a fucking hotel reservation.

Or take the train with rest of the poors

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Learn to read a map and quit bitching about how long the trip took. I've driven all over Italy and the roads are fine. Also, learn to stammer a word or two of Italian into your cellphone and make a fucking hotel reservation

Hotel reservations don't help when you can't reach your hotel. Try driving through Genoa sometime.

 

[AZDuck]

Learn to read a map and quit bitching about how long the trip took. I've driven all over Italy and the roads are fine. Also, learn to stammer a word or two of Italian into your cellphone and make a fucking hotel reservation

Hotel reservations don't help when you can't reach your hotel. Try driving through Genoa sometime.

You know how I know you're kind of a fucktard?