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Learn to read a map and quit bitching about how long the trip took. I've driven all over Italy and the roads are fine. Also, learn to stammer a word or two of Italian into your cellphone and make a fucking hotel reservation
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Hotel reservations don't help when you can't reach your hotel. Try driving through Genoa sometime.
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You know how I know you're kind of a fucktard?
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Everyone on this forum is a fucktard, including you and me.
 
Learn to read a map and quit bitching about how long the trip took. I've driven all over Italy and the roads are fine. Also, learn to stammer a word or two of Italian into your cellphone and make a fucking hotel reservation
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Hotel reservations don't help when you can't reach your hotel. Try driving through Genoa sometime.
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You know how I know you're kind of a fucktard?
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Everyone on this forum is a fucktard, including you and me.
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Some are more fucktarded than others
 
Learn to read a map and quit bitching about how long the trip took. I've driven all over Italy and the roads are fine. Also, learn to stammer a word or two of Italian into your cellphone and make a fucking hotel reservation
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Hotel reservations don't help when you can't reach your hotel. Try driving through Genoa sometime.
Click to expand...

You know how I know you're kind of a fucktard?
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Everyone on this forum is a fucktard, including you and me.
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Some are more fucktarded than others
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Orwell couldn't have said it better

 
Look, I gave you a pass on saying Switzerland is better than Italy (demonstrably untrue, Switzerland has no coastline, Italy has Alps)... But I would like to hear more about your adventure in Genova
 
Look, I gave you a pass on saying Switzerland is better than Italy (demonstrably untrue, Switzerland has no coastline, Italy has Alps)... But I would like to hear more about your adventure in Genova
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Switzerland has the most beautiful mountains in the world. Glacial blue pristine lakes. The mountain passes are killer. Furka and Grimsel would scare the shit out of you. Wide roads. Slower pace. Cheese huts. Hot women. Villages with no cars. Genoa is a shithole of a traffic nightmare with dumbasses on motorcycles and 4 wheelers weaving in and out of traffic like a bunch of maniacs.
 
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And you looked at a map and thought "I'm going to drive my rented Benz through that."

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I like Switzerland a lot, I just think Italy is MUCH more fun. And a coastline. And sluttier girls
 
In Switzerland, you can hike up a mountain all day and there is a bar waiting for you at the top. That is pretty fuckin cool. Also, the girls are not so hot and will therefore gang rape American men. I prefer mountains over coastlines, but I know that is the minority opinion.
 
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And you looked at a map and thought "I'm going to drive my rented Benz through that."

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I like Switzerland a lot, I just think Italy is MUCH more fun. And a coastline. And sluttier girls
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I only looked at the map from a distance. It didn't turn out to be the shortcut I was planning on.
 
In Switzerland, you can hike up a mountain all day and there is a bar waiting for you at the top. That is pretty fuckin cool. Also, the girls are not so hot and will therefore gang rape American men. I prefer mountains over coastlines, but I know that is the minority opinion.
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As do I, but abundance beats either one flying solo.

 
I've also done the entire Europe circuit. But for anyone seeking a bargain and a great time - Croatia. Granted, my report is 8 years old, but the beer is cold, seafood is excellent, everything is cheap (Dubronik)

My cousins in the UK consider it something like what we think of Mexico here

You can also hike and explore former Yugaslavian installations. Good times
 
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