The only time Beaver football was on the right track was when Sara Jean Underwood was flashing her perkies.
Beaver football might be on the right track
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BennyBeaver
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The only time Beaver football was on the right track was when Sara Jean Underwood was flashing her perkies.
Don't forget @KSLibraryGirl
MikeSeaver
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They couldn't even manage a better 2016.
MikeSeaver
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Whatever you say, Major Tom.
BennyBeaver
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MikeSeaver
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4 teams in the PAC 12 won two or fewer conference games for the first time in forever....
And they still only managed three themselves.
Tell me again about the rabbits, George.
Oh Benny Benny Benny
1st of all, Gary has yet to win a road game (including non-conference) and you've got your Beavs winning at Cal and Arizona. Nope, not going to happen, sorry.
Last year you had 5 home conference games and won 3. That's as good as it's going to get for the near future. 2017 you're back to 4 home conference games. Worshington, Colorado, Stanford and ASU. Buffs will be back to shit next year so you've got a chance there. Maybe you finally snag a road win out of your 5 tries next year.
Minnesota is not an automatic win and CSU on the road might be tough too.
Benny, you're getting 4 wins next year TOPS. Your QB situation is so fucked up it actually makes Utah's look good.
I got no beef with you Benny, can't fault a guy for being enthusiastic but I think you're at least 2 years away from bowl. 4-5 wins next year would be boner worthy.
Disagree. Andersen tore it down and the first year was a disaster. Last year was a huge improvement that showed things are moving in the right direction.
The other thing I like about them is that Andersen is defensive minded and they run the football. That's like a cheat code to 7-8 wins in the pussy Pac 12.
A better QB is needed, but the guy late last year did okay. Nall will have a big year and the defense should be solid. A bowl team next year fighting for 2nd in the North with Stanford.
Benny's 7-5 sounds right to me. I'm adopting them as my 2nd favorite Pac team. The chainsaw is still really fucking annoying though.
I watched 3 full ones and parts of three or four more. You sound worried.
The only time Beaver football was on the right track was when Sara Jean Underwood was flashing her perkies.
Don't forget @KSLibraryGirl
Nice call Golve. I just ordered one for you
TierbsHsotBoobs
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You know why
BennyBeaver
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You keep referencing the past and I'm looking forward to next year.
You see it. Zero Pac 12 wins to 3. A team that actually competes and plays hard. Even against UW they played hard.
I learned my lesson with UW in 2015. Teams that play hard all the time and are physical break through. Boovs are a smaller scale UW.
Boovs weren't pussies. The Pac 12 is full of pussy teams. The foundation is there. They are making a jump this year.
BennyBeaver
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MikeSeaver
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You sound like a scientist.
Never heard of the "they're tough 8 win model."
What happened last year? Sounds like they even played Washington tough.
It was year one of Taggert, if you doogs haven't forgotten. You were all defending Pete year 1.
I mean, I've been hearing for years now that Oregon will be back in their rightful place, like there isn't enough money to get this thing rolling again.
I mean, this place claims it isn't the doog haven that it is, that's all I'm saying. You were all dooging when we stomped on you when you were down. I'll LIPO.
It was year 3 for Andersen and year 1 for Taggert taking over that defense. Man this place has turned into a doog cesspool, that's all I'm saying.
Excuse me while I fly up to Vancouver tonight to watch my other shit team get ceremoniously stomped by Boston.
I mean, I've been hearing for years now that Oregon will be back in their rightful place, like there isn't enough money to get this thing rolling again.
I mean, this place claims it isn't the doog haven that it is, that's all I'm saying. You were all dooging when we stomped on you when you were down. I'll LIPO.
It was year 3 for Andersen and year 1 for Taggert taking over that defense. Man this place has turned into a doog cesspool, that's all I'm saying.
Excuse me while I fly up to Vancouver tonight to watch my other shit team get ceremoniously stomped by Boston.
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Two pages of comments on a thread about the fucking Beavers. I love the degenerates on our website.
AZDuck
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Oregon State does well when their coach's last name ends in "sen" or "son." So they should be improved this year.
What most of the fuckheads around here seem to be neglecting is that, except for one year, Oregon has had top 20 recruiting classes and now has an S&C coach is SERIOUS about working them until their livers literally start bleeding. We also have a good QB again.
Also too, the Civil War is in Autzen. Unless Taggart is a total piece of shit (losing record), we beat the Boovs in our place.
What most of the fuckheads around here seem to be neglecting is that, except for one year, Oregon has had top 20 recruiting classes and now has an S&C coach is SERIOUS about working them until their livers literally start bleeding. We also have a good QB again.
Also too, the Civil War is in Autzen. Unless Taggart is a total piece of shit (losing record), we beat the Boovs in our place.