Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

[Dawgs4ever]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.

 

[Swaye]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.

I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.

I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.

Is DR aware shes the second dirtiest red ? She needs to put in work to climb to the top

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

Pics already poasted, fuck off

8 years is pretty good. I'm all about 10-15 at my advancing age though. 29-34 seems about perfect. Or 22 if she likes 3 ways.

As a percentage variation, you're just staying in your wheelhouse.

At 80, you'll be inundated with 40 year old single moms.

 

[pawz]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.

I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.

Frenly PSA: in this scenario, I don't think her definition of dating is the same as your definition is dating.

She's probably expecting you will wear a chastity belt.

HTH

 

[Pitchfork51]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.

I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.

Frenly PSA: in this scenario, I don't think her definition of dating is the same as your definition is dating.

She's probably expecting you will wear a chastity belt.

HTH

Gotta always set the expectations up front. The time to get caught with DR was right after the jamaica trip.

 

[TurdBomber]

If I'm not reading about a threesome by Saturday, I'm out.

 

[Swaye]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.

I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.

Frenly PSA: in this scenario, I don't think her definition of dating is the same as your definition is dating.

She's probably expecting you will wear a chastity belt.

HTH

I'm a man. If it is not expressly pointed out in great detail, it never happened.

 

[dannarc]

If I'm not reading about a threesome by Saturday, I'm out.

This.

If the three way is out of question then we need a new OC. Chhhhrist, all three of them have been in the same room before.....It's not that hard(That's what she said).

I'm sick of losing 4* players just because we have a "feeling" about some other prospect. We will end up f`n around and lose both. This is what shitty recruiters do. We deserve better than this.

The fact that we may lose CLS based on trust issues, meanwhile we are breaking that trust with a *3 who is basically a project. Fyfmfe.........

 

[Swaye]

If I'm not reading about a threesome by Saturday, I'm out.

This.

If the three way is out of question then we need a new OC. Chhhhrist, all three of them have been in the same room before.....It's not that hard(That's what she said).

I'm sick of losing 4* players just because we have a "feeling" about some other prospect. We will end up f`n around and lose both. This is what shitty recruiters do. We deserve better than this.

The fact that we may lose CLS based on trust issues, meanwhile we are breaking that trust with a *3 who is basically a project. Fyfmfe.........

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

el oh el

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.

I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.

Frenly PSA: in this scenario, I don't think her definition of dating is the same as your definition is dating.

She's probably expecting you will wear a chastity belt.

HTH

Fuck that. If she says something like, "Ok, we're just going to date for a while", that's a green light. It's her fault.

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Mad respect red man.

 

[haie]

I trust the red cockus on this.

 

[Swaye]

Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?

 

[PurpleBaze]

Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?

She's going to break out the strap-on.

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?

Do any rhythmic war cermonies on the seal in the past week or so?

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

 

[Swaye]

Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?

Do any rhythmic war cermonies on the seal in the past week or so?

Of course. But she is trying to slow roll me, hence Dirty Red as my side piece.

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?

Do any rhythmic war cermonies on the seal in the past week or so?

Of course. But she is trying to slow roll me, hence Dirty Red as my side piece.

Swaye flexin on these hoes like

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?

You're going to be blood eagled.