Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

He did send me a blanket last year for Christmas. I thought it was a husky blanket. Instead when I opened it up it said AIDS in huge letters. He's sort of a dick.

 
The craziest part was that all of that happened in like 12 minutes in real time.
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Hey you do lots of drugs. Is E all designer and shit now? Ever have weird acid type trips on it recently? Shit last night was powerful stuff.
 
There's some varieties of ecstacy that are pretty speedy. Sounds like this gal needs drugs to be good in the sack tho. Pro-tip: always bring drugs to her place, just to be sure.
 
There's some varieties of ecstacy that are pretty speedy. Sounds like this gal needs drugs to be good in the sack tho. Pro-tip: always bring drugs to her place, just to be sure.
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Nah, she's pretty good without the drugs. With the drugs she's a clitoral death machine.
 
There's some varieties of ecstacy that are pretty speedy. Sounds like this gal needs drugs to be good in the sack tho. Pro-tip: always bring drugs to her place, just to be sure.
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Nah, she's pretty good without the drugs. With the drugs she's a clitoral death machine.
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"clitoral death machine"

You, sir, are a true wordsmith.
 
oh, I thought the night after oyster dinner was kinda meh. Either way, interesting.
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Well, there was another afternoon delight in there in between those. First one was meh, second one was dynamite, and last night was full on get down gorilla sex. She ages well I guess.
 
The craziest part was that all of that happened in like 12 minutes in real time.
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Hey you do lots of drugs. Is E all designer and shit now? Ever have weird acid type trips on it recently? Shit last night was powerful stuff.
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Nah it's been awhile. Like a year and a half

I'm sure it was just mixed with rat poison
 
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Update: My dick really hurts.
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You know why
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The craziest part was that all of that happened in like 12 minutes in real time.
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Hey you do lots of drugs. Is E all designer and shit now? Ever have weird acid type trips on it recently? Shit last night was powerful stuff.
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Damn, I usually can’t get it up if I am on E(Molly). Must be mixed with something or some other variant of the drug
 
The craziest part was that all of that happened in like 12 minutes in real time.
Click to expand...

Hey you do lots of drugs. Is E all designer and shit now? Ever have weird acid type trips on it recently? Shit last night was powerful stuff.
Click to expand...

Damn, I usually can’t get it up if I am on E(Molly). Must be mixed with something or some other variant of the drug
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I am telling you this shit was crazy. I've done my fair share of E, but this was like the steroidal version of it. Had to be designer something or another. Does anyone mix it with meth?
 
The craziest part was that all of that happened in like 12 minutes in real time.
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Hey you do lots of drugs. Is E all designer and shit now? Ever have weird acid type trips on it recently? Shit last night was powerful stuff.
Click to expand...

Damn, I usually can’t get it up if I am on E(Molly). Must be mixed with something or some other variant of the drug
Click to expand...

I am telling you this shit was crazy. I've done my fair share of E, but this was like the steroidal version of it. Had to be designer something or another. Does anyone mix it with meth?
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I have done acid with Molly. Little too intense for my experience.
 
The craziest part was that all of that happened in like 12 minutes in real time.
Click to expand...

Hey you do lots of drugs. Is E all designer and shit now? Ever have weird acid type trips on it recently? Shit last night was powerful stuff.
Click to expand...

Damn, I usually can’t get it up if I am on E(Molly). Must be mixed with something or some other variant of the drug
Click to expand...

I am telling you this shit was crazy. I've done my fair share of E, but this was like the steroidal version of it. Had to be designer something or another. Does anyone mix it with meth?
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Yes.

I accidentally did meth while on a sex romp for like 8 hours 2 years ago on Halloween.

I thought it was coke don't twist.

Rock hard all the way through

 
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