Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks
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BrickSquad
New Fish
Not to blow your cover. But for the longest time I just imagined that Swaye is Sam Bradford’s online username.
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TierbsHsotBoobs
New Fish
Thanks for the positive words, but to be honest, she's a 29 year old slut. I'm probably lucky number 50 to climb up in that. Met for dinner, had food and drinks, could barely get the check paid she wanted to get back to her place so fast. Which was good, because she is sort of boring. Smash it twice at her place, and I gotta say, not the best. Super hot chick. Fantastic body, really pretty face, great ass and huge tits. But just sort of meh in the sack. As @BearsWiin would say, nothing special.
I'm never let down when I get laid, but this was probably the worst lay in the last three or four years. Made even worse by the fact that she is so damn good to look at. It's like a Ferrari with a Ford Focus engine transplant. You walk up to it thinking you will have the time of your life, and then you drive it and it's lame.
I think the best solution is to go out with her one more time while CLS and I are "just dating," and make sure I didn't misread anything. If she sucks next time, drop her like a bag of bricks.
Worst part? No blowie. Chicks really need to know if they won't go down about the best they can score on a scale of 1 to 10 is a 5. And they drop from there. Meh. Was nice to see those huge tits naked I guess. Really needed the hummer though.
You know why
Thanks for the positive words, but to be honest, she's a 29 year old slut. I'm probably lucky number 50 to climb up in that. Met for dinner, had food and drinks, could barely get the check paid she wanted to get back to her place so fast. Which was good, because she is sort of boring. Smash it twice at her place, and I gotta say, not the best. Super hot chick. Fantastic body, really pretty face, great ass and huge tits. But just sort of meh in the sack. As @BearsWiin would say, nothing special.
I'm never let down when I get laid, but this was probably the worst lay in the last three or four years. Made even worse by the fact that she is so damn good to look at. It's like a Ferrari with a Ford Focus engine transplant. You walk up to it thinking you will have the time of your life, and then you drive it and it's lame.
I think the best solution is to go out with her one more time while CLS and I are "just dating," and make sure I didn't misread anything. If she sucks next time, drop her like a bag of bricks.
Worst part? No blowie. Chicks really need to know if they won't go down about the best they can score on a scale of 1 to 10 is a 5. And they drop from there. Meh. Was nice to see those huge tits naked I guess. Really needed the hummer though.
You know why
Check the 'Wam you ingrate.
dannarc
New Fish
This is exactly why I have Big Red at a 3*..... Our player development is complete dreck, our play calling and execution is shit, we have almost zero fan support and all this shit happens after dark.
......and we have a 4* on an official visit today. I hope the Flawgfather doesn't f' this up
......and we have a 4* on an official visit today. I hope the Flawgfather doesn't f' this up
AZDuck
New Fish
Thanks for the positive words, but to be honest, she's a 29 year old slut. I'm probably lucky number 50 to climb up in that. Met for dinner, had food and drinks, could barely get the check paid she wanted to get back to her place so fast. Which was good, because she is sort of boring. Smash it twice at her place, and I gotta say, not the best. Super hot chick. Fantastic body, really pretty face, great ass and huge tits. But just sort of meh in the sack. As @BearsWiin would say, nothing special.
I'm never let down when I get laid, but this was probably the worst lay in the last three or four years. Made even worse by the fact that she is so damn good to look at. It's like a Ferrari with a Ford Focus engine transplant. You walk up to it thinking you will have the time of your life, and then you drive it and it's lame.
I think the best solution is to go out with her one more time while CLS and I are "just dating," and make sure I didn't misread anything. If she sucks next time, drop her like a bag of bricks.
Worst part? No blowie. Chicks really need to know if they won't go down about the best they can score on a scale of 1 to 10 is a 5. And they drop from there. Meh. Was nice to see those huge tits naked I guess. Really needed the hummer though.
You know why
Check the 'Wam you ingrate.
I did. Give her some coke or meth and tell her what you want
Pitchfork51
Active poster
I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.
It's weird that girls my age are now too old
A bit old.
It's weird that girls my age are now too old
44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.
I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.
Pics already poasted, fuck off
Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?
44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.
I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.
Pics already poasted, fuck off
8 years is pretty good. I'm all about 10-15 at my advancing age though. 29-34 seems about perfect. Or 22 if she likes 3 ways.
AZDuck
New Fish
44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.
I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.
Pics already poasted, fuck off
Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?
Duh
44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.
I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.
Pics already poasted, fuck off
Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?
Signs point to yes.
Where did you get that pic of our first date, you savage?
44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.
I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.
Pics already poasted, fuck off
Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?
Duh
44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.
I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.
Pics already poasted, fuck off
Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?
Signs point to yes.
Where did you get that pic of our first date, you savage?
Private stash. I lied. I put it up on PornHub. You have 8181 likes. YW.
Pitchfork51
Active poster
While you were out banging beaver I stayed home and played a video game. Jerked off too.
