Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.

You're a true chinspiration Swaye. I'm pretty sure that if life gave you lemons, you'd get so shitfaced you'd think they were tits and try to motorboat them.

Inb4svenlemonpartyjoke

Motherfucker

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Sexual Addiction

Sexual addiction, also known as sex addiction, is a state characterized by compulsive participation or engagement in sexual activity, particularly sexual intercourse, despite negative consequences.

Otherwise, your last hope may be to somehow get CLS to hate-fuck you. Women cannot separate sex from relationships.

 

[DerekJohnson]

And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:

http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/

Wood utterly smash.

Sweet Jesus

 

[Doogles]

I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.

Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.

But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS.

 

[RaceBannon]

I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.

Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.

But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS.

BUT I HAVE A CONTRACT

 

[Swaye]

I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.

Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.

But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS.

When I die of AIDS my final words will be "I wish I had more tim"

 

[minion_doog]

I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.

Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.

But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS.

When I die of AIDS my final words will be "I wish I had more tim"

"Shh Bby Is Ok"

-George Costanza

 

[picalogestabo]

 

[Swaye]

@dnc and I feel like our forbidden love can flower in the new gay Virginia.

 

[Swaye]

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

Winners win!

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

I totally can see a threesome in your future.

CLS knows good tits when she sees them.

 

[Swaye]

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

I totally can see a threesome in your future.

CLS knows good tits when she sees them.

Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

I totally can see a threesome in your future.

CLS knows good tits when she sees them.

Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.

Christ -and a redhead?!?

CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words.

 

[Swaye]

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

I totally can see a threesome in your future.

CLS knows good tits when she sees them.

Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.

Christ -and a redhead?!?

CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words.

Dare to dream. Maybe they want to be sister wives? A rich brunette and a fiery red both with D cups. Could a loser like me get so lucky?

 

[dannarc]

Anybody seen the hudl on CLS or the Redhead? Can we move this thread over to the recruiting bored? Until then...........

She Gone

 

[dflea]

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

I totally can see a threesome in your future.

CLS knows good tits when she sees them.

Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.

Christ -and a redhead?!?

CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words.

Dare to dream. Maybe they want to be sister wives? A rich brunette and a fiery red both with D cups. Could a loser like me get so lucky?

No.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Swaye I’m not sure how much longer I can tolerate your crazy drunk sexventures without any pics. I’m a Dr. Seuss/Todd Graham kind of guy.

 

[Swaye]

Swaye I’m not sure how much longer I can tolerate your crazy drunk sexventures without any pics. I’m a Dr. Seuss/Todd Graham kind of guy.

Talk to Boobs. I posted some once and a week later I see they end up superimposed onto the FBI 10 most wanted list when I was going to jail. Sven kills all the fun.

 

[Alexis]

I hear pics are legal if you place them on a flatbed