Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

[doogie]

True story just this year from a friend

Kid: hey, today’s my Birthday!

Teacher: that’s great! How old are you today?

pause...

Kid: I’m not sure...

Teacher : oh, well, happy birthday anyway then goes to office, checks paperwork, dob blank. Calls mom, phone disconnected. Calls Dad, Says, today’s Kids birthday, his DOB was blank and I was just calling to see how old he is today since he didn’t know.

Dad: It is?... you know? I’m not really sure

 

[AZDuck]

Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.

Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.

Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?

I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.

I am 18.

 

[backthepack]

Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.

Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.

Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?

I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.

I am 18.

TMYK!

 

[Swaye]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

 

[backthepack]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

My turn XD!!!1!! But, seriously I'm sorry buddy. Tats. Coke and redheads!!!! You fucked it up but hey you probably dodged a bullet.

 

[doogie]

She probably read your confession here.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

I read it.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

That's too bad. It sounded like she had $

 

[RaceBannon]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

 

[Swaye]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

 

[AZDuck]

On the bright side - her family will either airbrush you out of the family picture or have to deal with your swarthy, lecherous presence in the family calendar

 

[Swaye]

On the bright side - her family will either airbrush you out of the family picture or have to deal with your swarthy, lecherous presence in the family calendar

She hasn't told them yet which tells me she is holding onto some hope that this works out, because if she was truly done she would have trashed me to them already.

 

[RaceBannon]

On the bright side - her family will either airbrush you out of the family picture or have to deal with your swarthy, lecherous presence in the family calendar

She hasn't told them yet which tells me she is holding onto some hope that this works out, because if she was truly done she would have trashed me to them already.

She is also like FUCK I take this guy and meet my parents and make it all serious and now this?

She's embarrassed.

Or holding on to hope. It could be that. Sure, why not?

 

[RaceBannon]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?

 

[LebamDawg]

Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.

2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

It's amazing how far @swaye has risen

 

[Swaye]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?

This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.

 

[minion_doog]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?

This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.

If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...

 

[Swaye]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?

This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.

If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...

Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.

 

[RaceBannon]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?

This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.

If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...

Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.

That money is her power too you know. Once married, no pussy and get put on an allowance.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?

This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.

If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...

Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.

That money is her power too you know. Once married, side pussy only and get put on an allowance.