Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

[minion_doog]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?

This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.

If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...

Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.

That money is her power too you know. Once married, no pussy and get put on an allowance.

Depending on the size of allowance while considering the other perks this union would bring, the power and pussy may be irrelevant. My man doesn't seem to struggle scrounging up hot strange. Unless of course that all ends at matrimony. But I'm not catching a real sentimental vibe here.

 

[minion_doog]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?

This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.

If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...

Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.

Power never really changes, any swing regardless of cause, is temporary.

 

[dannarc]

On the bright side - her family will either airbrush you out of the family picture or have to deal with your swarthy, lecherous presence in the family calendar

She hasn't told them yet which tells me she is holding onto some hope that this works out, because if she was truly done she would have trashed me to them already.

She Gone.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

On the bright side - her family will either airbrush you out of the family picture or have to deal with your swarthy, lecherous presence in the family calendar

She hasn't told them yet which tells me she is holding onto some hope that this works out, because if she was truly done she would have trashed me to them already.

She Gone.

We didn't want her anyway

 

[dannarc]

We like "Big Backs" here

 

[DeepSeaZ]

When is the next poker party? Asking for a friend. Open to all Navy vets?

 

[TurdBomber]

Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.

2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

You are now Walking in Beauty, @Swaye. And the Whitey Holiday season has only begun.

I sense a sequel in the works. 2017 could be speshul.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?

This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.

If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...

Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.

That money is her power too you know. Once married, no pussy and get put on an allowance.

Swaye is used to that from a life of government hand-outs

 

[TurdBomber]

Swaye is back, order is restored in my life. If we could just the the TSIO boys back together lemon partying podding.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Let he who has not gotten walked in on with a fat titted red head by his amphibious girlfriend cast the first stone I always say.

 

[Swaye]

Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.

 

[tenndawg]

Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.

You are such a prize catch - we all wish we had daughters for you to date...but no, we are basement dwelling fags

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.

Now is the time to plow through CLS friends. Just totally blow that shit up.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:

http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/

 

[Swaye]

And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:

http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/

Wood utterly smash.

 

[tenndawg]

And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:

http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/

Wood utterly smash.

Profiles In Courage

Your self sacrifice is duly noted - small wonder that you are the HH role model

 

[NorwegianHusky]

Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.

You're a true chinspiration Swaye. I'm pretty sure that if life gave you lemons, you'd get so shitfaced you'd think they were tits and try to motorboat them.

 

[Swaye]

Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.

You're a true chinspiration Swaye. I'm pretty sure that if life gave you lemons, you'd get so shitfaced you'd think they were tits and try to motorboat them.

Inb4svenlemonpartyjoke

 

[Swaye]

Just reread this:
http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/d...ings-death-row-vs-woodshed-pirates-edition/p1

Two short years ago I was a total catastrophe, and now I am again. FML.

 

[AZDuck]

Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.

I see no downside to this