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The_Undertaker

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At USC spring workouts, the big dance takes on new meaning

As USC reached the midway point of spring workouts Thursday, Coach Steve Sarkisian decided to shake things up.

About an hour into the Trojans' eighth practice, players gathered in an end zone at Brian Kennedy-Howard Jones Field for a competitive one-on-one drill.

A dance contest.

Players whooped and hollered as teammates squared off in the surprise competition as music blared from sideline speakers.

"Guys have some moves and some guys don't," Sarkisian said. "I think some guys might listen to country music. That wasn't their flavor today."

Sarkisian identified receiver Darreus Rogers and linebacker Scott Starr as the standouts in a competition designed as a break of sorts from the breakneck pace of full-team drills.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/usc/la-sp-usc-spring-football-20140404,0,3144696.story#ixzz2xwH0F5VD
It's almost like he was restraining himself at UW. Now he is going full retard. Thanks Pat Haden.
 
"Guys have some moves and some guys don't."

Either way, Sark's epic fail will be interesting.
 
At USC spring workouts, the big dance takes on new meaning

As USC reached the midway point of spring workouts Thursday, Coach Steve Sarkisian decided to shake things up.

About an hour into the Trojans' eighth practice, players gathered in an end zone at Brian Kennedy-Howard Jones Field for a competitive one-on-one drill.

A dance contest.

Players whooped and hollered as teammates squared off in the surprise competition as music blared from sideline speakers.

"Guys have some moves and some guys don't," Sarkisian said. "I think some guys might listen to country music. That wasn't their flavor today."

Sarkisian identified receiver Darreus Rogers and linebacker Scott Starr as the standouts in a competition designed as a break of sorts from the breakneck pace of full-team drills.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/usc/la-sp-usc-spring-football-20140404,0,3144696.story#ixzz2xwH0F5VD
It's almost like he was restraining himself at UW. Now he is going full retard. Thanks Pat Haden.
It can't possibly be said enough.
 
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sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.
 
Comparison:

Peterson: "No one has really stood out this spring"

Sark: Sarkisian identified receiver Darreus Rogers and linebacker Scott Starr as the standouts in a competition designed as a break of sorts from the breakneck pace of full-team drills.

Case closed...end of discussion. UW got the better coach.
 
Have any USC fans found our beloved site yet? I'm guessing not. They probably read this same shit and think it's awesome. "Sark really keeps the kids motivated." Enjoy the penalties USC.
 
Well I did graduate from USC, and our baseball team won the College World Series in 1958, before the fucktard that's using my handle was born
 
I feel like this is just one giant elaborate whoosh.

Just when I think Sark couldn't be more embarrassing he continues to amaze me with stunts like this.

I know the O/U is always 5 but I'm setting it at 3.5 years for Sark. I can't wait for UW to kick his ass in 2015 as Kim will secretly be pissed off.

Sark will be an analyst on PAC-12 network by 2018.
 
I feel like this is just one giant elaborate whoosh.

Just when I think Sark couldn't be more embarrassing he continues to amaze me with stunts like this.

I know the O/U is always 5 but I'm setting it at 3.5 years for Sark. I can't wait for UW to kick his ass in 2015 as Kim will secretly be pissed off.

Sark will be an analyst on PAC-12 network by 2018.

I hope Yogi becomes his boss.
 
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You can't expect to look good doing the lawnmower if you don't practice that shit.

#sizzle
 
Holy fuckall Sark is being even more gay (75K) than he was at UW. Dance contests? What in the actual fuck. I wonder if he is going to skip practice entirely one day and take the fellas (he probably likes to call them that) to the zoo so they can see some of the other teams mascots they will be facing this year.
 
I feel like this is just one giant elaborate whoosh.

Just when I think Sark couldn't be more embarrassing he continues to amaze me with stunts like this.

I know the O/U is always 5 but I'm setting it at 3.5 years for Sark. I can't wait for UW to kick his ass in 2015 as Kim will secretly be pissed off.

Sark will be an analyst on PAC-12 network by 2018.

I agree on 3.5 years. This year will be tough for him. 2015 will be better but he'll still be on the hot seat in year 3. He'll need to win the conference that season or will be gone. I also think you'll see USC's defense will clearly be better than its offense (it was last year) so Sark won't be able fire some assistants to save himself.
 
sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.

Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuck
 
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