Another Sark thread

[MikeDamone]

sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.

Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuck

I bet you have some sweet dance moves.

 

[BayDawg]

Sark is the Rick Rizzs of college football

Rizz kills it at Joey's?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

If Tui doesn't quit before the season starts then he's dead to me.

He died to me the day he chose to work for that fat fuck Armenian again.

 

[BayDawg]

I feel like this is just one giant elaborate whoosh.

If it is, its the best whoosh of all time. Every other whoosh until the end of time is playing for 2nd place.

A fucking dance off...

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.

Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuck

Sark definitely looks and sounds like the out-of-touch 40 year old who exclusively listens to rap. It was pretty obvious that the players thought Sark was a weird guy; he didn't relate well to a lot of the players.

For example, the Kohler interview on Pac 12 net...."Sark is a pretty weird guy, always coming up to you like, 'hey, what's up buddy?'"

Fuck off

 

[[Deleted User]]

This article also confirms what many in here thought which was they actually spent time practicing the lawnmower .

Why practice special teams when you gotta spend time on looking cool like doing the lawnmower?

You know Sark is the guy who dances like shit but thinks he's John Travolta too.

 

[[Deleted User]]

sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.

Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuck

Sark definitely looks and sounds like the out-of-touch 40 year old who exclusively listens to rap. It was pretty obvious that the players thought Sark was a weird guy; he didn't relate well to a lot of the players.

For example, the Kohler interview on Pac 12 net...."Sark is a pretty weird guy, always coming up to you like, 'hey, what's up buddy?'"

Fuck off

"Will you be my friend on Facebook?"

This was a real quote by Sark in an article. The Kohler quote is a real quote.

Any doog who ever thought this clown would ever be a good coach needs to die in a fire.

Those who still defend Sark like Kim and PLSS should be gang raped by 10 gorillas then die in a mudslide.

 

[HeretoBeatmyChest]

sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.

Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuck

I bet you have some sweet dance moves.

Low tweak...even for Damone.

 

[Fenwick]

Snoop Sarky Kool Kat

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

I've never logged in just to give someone an upvote or awesome but you've done it OP.

Thanks for the lulz.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.

Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuck

Sark definitely looks and sounds like the out-of-touch 40 year old who exclusively listens to rap. It was pretty obvious that the players thought Sark was a weird guy; he didn't relate well to a lot of the players.

For example, the Kohler interview on Pac 12 net...."Sark is a pretty weird guy, always coming up to you like, 'hey, what's up buddy?'"

Fuck off

"Will you be my friend on Facebook?"

This was a real quote by Sark in an article. The Kohler quote is a real quote.

Any doog who ever thought this clown would ever be a good coach needs to die in a fire.

Those who still defend Sark like Kim and PLSS should be gang raped by 10 gorillas then die in a mudslide.

That's some sweet abundance you got going on there but why do you hate gasoline and fire?

 

[[Deleted User]]

sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.

Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuck

Sark definitely looks and sounds like the out-of-touch 40 year old who exclusively listens to rap. It was pretty obvious that the players thought Sark was a weird guy; he didn't relate well to a lot of the players.

For example, the Kohler interview on Pac 12 net...."Sark is a pretty weird guy, always coming up to you like, 'hey, what's up buddy?'"

Fuck off

"Will you be my friend on Facebook?"

This was a real quote by Sark in an article. The Kohler quote is a real quote.

Any doog who ever thought this clown would ever be a good coach needs to die in a fire.

Those who still defend Sark like Kim and PLSS should be gang raped by 10 gorillas then die in a mudslide.

That's some sweet abundance you got going on there but why do you hate gasoline and fire?

Gasoline and fire is for those who used to defend Sark. Those who still do deserve much worse although give PLSS obsession with cock he might actually enjoy the Gorilla gang bang. Given Kim's obsession with cock and Banana's he will enjoy the Gorilla gang bang.

 

[chrisvashon]

sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.

Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuck

Fucking LOL at every PLSS post. Every single time.

 

[mobey]

This just warms the heart.

What did we do to deserve all the shit we went through and how in hell did we get so lucky to have USC hire him away?

Wow.

 

[DerekJohnson]

bumperooski

 

[haie]

If Tui doesn't quit before the season starts then he's dead to me.

He died to me the day he chose to work for that fat fuck Armenian again.

 

[haie]

sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.

Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuck

I bet you have some sweet dance moves.

Low tweak...even for Damone.