Announcing the Offseason Sports Movie Poll of Fucktarditry

If we're doing 32 karate and documentaries won't be involved sadly. A martial art movie tourney or discussion could be a thing. I went through a Bruce Lee phase a decade ago and never really left it.
 
If we're doing 32 karate and documentaries won't be involved sadly. A martial art movie tourney or discussion could be a thing. I went through a Bruce Lee phase a decade ago and never really left it.

Thankfully we're doing 64!

Although a separate tournament would make more sense to open up the genre.
 
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Should auto bid based on Snipes cock alone. No Woody wood would keep it from the playoffs

STRONG AGREE!

Can’t believe I forgot about this one.
 
If we're doing 32 karate and documentaries won't be involved sadly. A martial art movie tourney or discussion could be a thing. I went through a Bruce Lee phase a decade ago and never really left it.

I would totally be game for a martial arts tourney. I loved going to the Kung Fu Grindhouse nights at the Sunset Tavern back in the day.
 
If we're doing 32 karate and documentaries won't be involved sadly. A martial art movie tourney or discussion could be a thing. I went through a Bruce Lee phase a decade ago and never really left it.

I would totally be game for a martial arts tourney. I loved going to the Kung Fu Grindhouse nights at the Sunset Tavern back in the day.

I like to get pie after a movie. Do you like to get pie after a movie?
 
If we're doing 32 karate and documentaries won't be involved sadly. A martial art movie tourney or discussion could be a thing. I went through a Bruce Lee phase a decade ago and never really left it.

I remember my Bruce Lee phase.
 
Fighting Category/Misc:[/b]
Raging Bull
Gladiator
Diggstown
Rocky Series
KarateKid
BloodSport
TinCup
KingPin
CaddyShack
Wrestler
Beerfest
The Miracle
Shaolin Soccer
etc..

Baseball[/b]
A league of their own
8 men out
Bull Durham
The Natural
Bad News Bears
Major League
etc ...

Basketball[/b]
Hoosiers
Above The Rim
WMCJ
etc...

Football[/b]
the Last boy scout
Necessary Roughness
etc

 
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Should auto bid based on Snipes cock alone. No Woody wood would keep it from the playoffs

STRONG AGREE!

Can’t believe I forgot about this one.

I'm pretty certain you see Goldies tits. Wildcats football rap is a classic.

True in the tub.

People forget that the mom from Close Encounters, Harry and the Henderson's, Magnolia, and A Christmas Story plays a promiscuous lesbian, who sleeps with Dunlop while married to Hanrahan... and we get to see Mmmmmelinda Dillon's wonderful breasts in Slap Shot.

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White Men Can't Jump came out right in the middle of my basketball phase, in middle school, living in the sticks with a hoop and concrete slab and not much else to do. I bet I watched that movie 30 times.

Most of the other best sports movies are about baseball. Baseball is the subject matter that has the--by far--highest ratio of silver screen awesomeness to real life boringness. Major League, The Sandlot, Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, etc.

Most overrated sports movie of all time is Rudy. Fuck Notre Dame, and fuck that boring movie.

Biggest schlong to appear in a sports movie has to be Any Given Sunday, which I'm guessing is the #1 ranking criteria at HH.

Watched Cool Runnings with the kids a while back. I only mention it because it's a "sports" movie that I haven't seen on anyone's list yet.

The sports movie that probably had the biggest overall impact on my life is this one:
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but certainly way too obscure to make this tourney.

Maybe the tourney needs a bracket for "sports" movies that are awesome. Things like Dodgeball, Baseketball, The Big Lebowski, King Pin, Happy Gilmore, Caddyshack, Blades of Glory--oh yeah, and the greatest mocumentary about rhino cum ever made: Tour de Pharmacy (how this short movie isn't yet HH canon is baffling to me).
 
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