Announcing the Offseason Sports Movie Poll of Fucktarditry

Sports films that BearsWiin has worked on

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Too soon for the Kobe highlights montage with I Believe I Can Fly background music?
 
Seeing all the recs has surprisingly convinced me this could go to 64.

Anyone mention Raging Bull? Only the greatest movie of all time...according to some. Not according to me, but its still great.

It’s somewhat strange that it’s considered such a masterpiece. I really like it and have seen it start to finish probably 5 times, but you always hear actors and directors talk about it being the best ever.
 
Fighting Category/Misc:[/b]
Raging Bull
Gladiator
Diggstown
Rocky Series
KarateKid
BloodSport
TinCup
KingPin
CaddyShack
Wrestler
Beerfest
The Miracle
Shaolin Soccer
etc..

Baseball[/b]
A league of their own
8 men out
Bull Durham
The Natural
Bad News Bears
Major League
etc ...

Basketball[/b]
Hoosiers
Above The Rim
WMCJ
etc...

Football[/b]
the Last boy scout
Necessary Roughness
etc

1-32 with the the brackets by release dates is probably better than breaking it up by football, fighting, basketball, etc. Fighting probably has the eventually champ in it and a couple other favorites.

Speaking of fighting movies that haven’t been mentioned, Warrior with Tom Hardy and Nick Nolte was fucking incredible.
 
Not sure they’d make it in a final list but a couple that I saw missing

Football:

We Are Marshall
The Blind Side
Brian’s Song

Baseball:

Pride of the Yankees (cheesy black and white)

Golf:

The Greatest Game Ever Played

I may have missed Talladeaga Nights being mentioned
 

When was Downey in a football movie? That’s worse than Tom Cruise playing football. It’s not even slightly believable.

Not believable for high school football?

RDJ gets in for 1 play the whole movie, when AMH breaks his dick, and get's sacked for a 30+ yard loss
 
Varsity Blues pretty good, especially with the teach...dayum. I’d gave her a 10 as well.

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Friday Night Lights a little better tho imo.

 
I just watched Out of the Furnace for the 3rd time. Christian Bale, Woody Harrelson, Casey Affleck, Zoe Saldana, Sam Shepard, Forest Whitaker, and Willem fucking Dafoe.

I highly recommend it if you want to feel awful for 2 hours.
 
You guys are doing well but I haven't seen Semi-Pro. Jackie Moon as the do it all owner, team GM, coach, player, halftime entertainment. Woody as the crusty vet who cucks his #1 fan. Andre 3000 as Coffee Black.
 
Here is the list of movies to this point. 81 total. If you haven't made a recommendation, do it soon before I lose motivation to do anything else with this.

Football[/b]
Varsity Blues
Rudy
The Longest Yard (OG)
Remember the Titans
North Dallas Forty
The Longest Yard (shitty Adam Sandler version)
The Waterboy
Necessary Roughness
Any Given Sunday
The Best of Times
Brian's Song
Invincible
Johnny Be Good
Wildcats
Undefeated
Little Giants
Gridiron Gang
We are Marshall
The Blind Side
The Replacements
Friday Night Lights

Baseball[/b]
Bull Durham
The Natural
Major League
Field of Dreams
Bad News Bears
A League of Their Own
Money Ball
Little Big League
The Sandlot
Rookie of the Year
8 Men Out
Pride of the Yankees

Basketball[/b]
Hoosiers
Hoop Dreams
Blue Chips
Love and Basketball
He Got Game
SonicsGate
White Men Can't Jump
Teen Wolf
Above the Rim
The 6th Man
Space Jam
Semi-Pro

Hockey[/b]
Miracle
Slap Shot
The Mighty Ducks
Goon

Golf[/b]
Caddyshack
Tin Cup
Happy Gilmore
The Greatest Game Ever Played

Boxing[/b]
Rocky
The Power of One
Ali
Creed
Raging Bull
The Fighter

Other[/b]
Nacho Libre
The Hustler
Chariots of Fire
Blades of Glory
BeerFest
BASEketball
The Wrestler
Victory
Surviving the Game
Breaking Away
The Color of Money
Days of Thunder
Karate Kid
Bloodsport
Ford vs. Ferrari
Without Limits
Cool Runnings
Big Lebowski
King Pin
Warrior
Talladeaga Nights
Green Street Hooligans
 
Here is the list of movies to this point. 81 total. If you haven't made a recommendation, do it soon before I lose motivation to do anything else with this.

Football[/b]
Varsity Blues
Rudy
The Longest Yard (OG)
Remember the Titans
North Dallas Forty
The Longest Yard (shitty Adam Sandler version) - say this to Bob Sapps face![/b]
The Waterboy
Necessary Roughness
Any Given Sunday
The Best of Times
Brian's Song
Invincible
Johnny Be Good
Wildcats
Undefeated
Little Giants
Gridiron Gang
We are Marshall
The Blind Side
The Replacements
Friday Night Lights

Baseball[/b]
Bull Durham
The Natural
Major League
Field of Dreams
Bad News Bears
A League of Their Own
Money Ball
Little Big League
The Sandlot
Rookie of the Year
8 Men Out
Pride of the Yankees

Basketball[/b]
Hoosiers
Hoop Dreams
Blue Chips
Love and Basketball
He Got Game
SonicsGate
White Men Can't Jump
Teen Wolf
Above the Rim
The 6th Man
Space Jam
Semi-Pro
The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh[/b]
Basketball or Nothing (to appease the @Swaye [/b] - not likely a contender but just looking for swaye chins, as they mean more.

Hockey[/b]
Miracle
Slap Shot
The Mighty Ducks
Goon

Golf[/b]
Caddyshack
Tin Cup
Happy Gilmore
The Greatest Game Ever Played
Legend of Bagger Vance[/b] - maybe too gay

Boxing[/b]
Rocky
The Power of One
Ali
Creed
Raging Bull
The Fighter

Other[/b]
Nacho Libre
The Hustler
Chariots of Fire
Blades of Glory
BeerFest
BASEketball
The Wrestler
Victory
Surviving the Game
Breaking Away
The Color of Money
Days of Thunder
Karate Kid
Bloodsport
Ford vs. Ferrari
Without Limits
Cool Runnings
Big Lebowski
King Pin[/b] - see below
Warrior
Talladeaga Nights
Green Street Hooligans

Looks good!

BTW, I had a little trouble milking your cow this morning, but finally got it to produce. Bad news is the milk tastes a little sour. (paraphrasing)

Added some I don't think I saw. IN BOLD[/b] With the exception of King Pin and my favorite scene.
 
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We can't be friends if Louden Swain and his main squeeze don't make the list.

Surprised with all the fags in here there was nobody pimping wrestling.
 
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