An illuminating post about overpaid, underachiever Jim Harbog (stolen from a USC site)

I'll still take Harbaugh over just about anybody in the country.

The guy's an asshole but if he wins like he does, I want him to be our asshole.
 
UW's 0-12 > Stanford's 1-11 talent wise and it isn't close. What Jim did was incredible at stanford. He talked shit in year 1 to pete carroll in the thick of his dynasty and won as a 40+ point underdog in LA. 3 NFC title games after not sniffing the playoffs for 8 years speaks for itself.

He is a phenomenal coach no matter how you slice it.

Right fucking here girls.

Urban has to know it's coming too. A real rival again for the Buckeyes. Michigan will be a force to be reckoned with. I have zero doubt about that.

That fucker took over dreck Stanford and, as Doogles points out, was puttin' it out there to Pete during SC's formidable run, which took balls.

Oh and then proceeded to back it up. When the rest of the league was puckering b4 playing USC, Harbaugh was saying publicly, "bring it the fuck on," which no doubt infected his entire locker room.

No doubt, he seems like a REALLY weird guy - intense in an odd way - brother seems to have gotten all the "normal guy" genes. But for turnaround projects and to get teams confident in themselves again, I can think of few better.

Would have LOVED for Miami to hire him. Can you imagine what the guy would do with Dade and Broward Counties at his disposal?

Fuck. Just fuck.
 
I really loved the notion that some random USC fan can sniff out that JH is a fraud, but none have the balls to call out Sarkisian as a charlatan.
 
My grandma had a zenith

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TL; DR

But here's some perspective:

Shaw, Kelly and Helfrich took over programs that were winners. Harbaugh took over a Stanford team that was 1-11.

Here's some more perspective. Steve Sarkisian took over a UW program that was Owen 12.

2009
Sark 14
Harbaugh 34

2010
Harbaugh 41
Sark 0

But still.............
 
What the shit is this crap?

So, he turned around the worst college program in the country in three years, then went to the NFL and summarily went to the NFC championship game or Super Bowl every year save for one.

Yeah, it's probably just Andrew Luck and his DC at the 9ers.

As a result of this paost, you should be required to fuck yourself with a chainsaw and eat the shit of a 50 year old guy in Spanaway whose only food comes from 7-11 for two weeks.
 
What the shit is this crap?

So, he turned around the worst college program in the country in three years, then went to the NFL and summarily went to the NFC championship game or Super Bowl every year save for one.

Yeah, it's probably just Andrew Luck and his DC at the 9ers.

As a result of this paost, you should be required to fuck yourself with a chainsaw and eat the shit of a 50 year old guy in Spanaway whose only food comes from 7-11 for two weeks.

Quote of the year.
 
What the shit is this crap?

So, he turned around the worst college program in the country in three years, then went to the NFL and summarily went to the NFC championship game or Super Bowl every year save for one.

Yeah, it's probably just Andrew Luck and his DC at the 9ers.

As a result of this paost, you should be required to fuck yourself with a chainsaw and eat the shit of a 50 year old guy in Spanaway whose only food comes from 7-11 for two weeks.

Non PLSS quote of the year.

 
I'll still take Harbaugh over just about anybody in the country.

The guy's an asshole but if he wins like he does, I want him to be our asshole.

If he were, I'd love your asshole.
 
Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.

Projecting ahead:

Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.
 
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