An Analytical Approach to the Best and Worst Poasters

Is there a 45 to 60 age category? (Hi Race!) If so, I think I have a shot of making the top 5.

If each poaster over 45 seems me their DOB, SS #, and a CC number and i'll get right on it.
 
I didn't even get on the spreadsheet.

I would say I'm embarrassed to admit I checked, but I'm a quook that poasts on HH, so I give a few fucks less than Sark when filling out an expense report after a night out.
 
I didn't even get on the spreadsheet.

I would say I'm embarrassed to admit I checked, but I'm a quook that poasts on HH, so I give a few fucks less than Sark when filling out an expense report after a night out.

These are 1)from last year (i.e. update coming) 2) you have like 60 poasts so who cares?
 
I'd just like to say that while my numbers are certainly underwhelming, I did it the old fashioned way, with shitty jokes and tit pictures. The mans way. Not like @GrundleStiltzkin and @DoogCourics and @HillsboroDuck and their newfangled twatter links that are guaranteed to deliver 15 chins a pop. Fuck those guys.

#oldskool#titsorgtfo

You forgot the use of Gifs at the right time to get your point across, make people laugh, or excite them about what's happening with the program:

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Or crush all their hopes in one fell swoop:

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I didn't even get on the spreadsheet.

I would say I'm embarrassed to admit I checked, but I'm a quook that poasts on HH, so I give a few fucks less than Sark when filling out an expense report after a night out.

These are 1)from last year (i.e. update coming) 2) you have like 60 poasts so who cares?

Thanks, baby you da best. Whatcha doing tonight? Dinner with me? I'd like to eat enough fried fish to where I have uncontrollable diarrhea into a garbage can but I'd rather not do it alone because that would be lonely.
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@UW_Doog_Bot was probably roofied again and is laying in a gutter somewhere with an aching ass.

They should have be stronger, dammit...

I can see @backthepack being there spooning him. It’s the right thing to do after giving giving him the roofies.

Actually left me to die after forgetting about me. Even more appropriate.

I was cross-faded so of course!
 
So has the work already begun for this year's spreadsheet?

Oh... look at that... 50 posts. What a crazy coincidence!

Will definitely be out before BDTW.com finishes maintenance.
 
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