An Analytical Approach to the Best and Worst Poasters

Is there a 45 to 60 age category? (Hi Race!) If so, I think I have a shot of making the top 5.
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If each poaster over 45 seems me their DOB, SS #, and a CC number and i'll get right on it.
 
I didn't even get on the spreadsheet.

I would say I'm embarrassed to admit I checked, but I'm a quook that poasts on HH, so I give a few fucks less than Sark when filling out an expense report after a night out.
 
I didn't even get on the spreadsheet.

I would say I'm embarrassed to admit I checked, but I'm a quook that poasts on HH, so I give a few fucks less than Sark when filling out an expense report after a night out.
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These are 1)from last year (i.e. update coming) 2) you have like 60 poasts so who cares?
 
I'd just like to say that while my numbers are certainly underwhelming, I did it the old fashioned way, with shitty jokes and tit pictures. The mans way. Not like @GrundleStiltzkin and @DoogCourics and @HillsboroDuck and their newfangled twatter links that are guaranteed to deliver 15 chins a pop. Fuck those guys.

#oldskool#titsorgtfo
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You forgot the use of Gifs at the right time to get your point across, make people laugh, or excite them about what's happening with the program:

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Or crush all their hopes in one fell swoop:

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I didn't even get on the spreadsheet.

I would say I'm embarrassed to admit I checked, but I'm a quook that poasts on HH, so I give a few fucks less than Sark when filling out an expense report after a night out.
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These are 1)from last year (i.e. update coming) 2) you have like 60 poasts so who cares?
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Thanks, baby you da best. Whatcha doing tonight? Dinner with me? I'd like to eat enough fried fish to where I have uncontrollable diarrhea into a garbage can but I'd rather not do it alone because that would be lonely.
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Tick Tock
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@UW_Doog_Bot was probably roofied again and is laying in a gutter somewhere with an aching ass.
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They should have be stronger, dammit...
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I can see @backthepack being there spooning him. It’s the right thing to do after giving giving him the roofies.
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Actually left me to die after forgetting about me. Even more appropriate.
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I was cross-faded so of course!
 
So has the work already begun for this year's spreadsheet?

Oh... look at that... 50 posts. What a crazy coincidence!
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Will definitely be out before BDTW.com finishes maintenance.
 
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