557/9 = 61.9 ratio which puts me 5th on your leaderboard ahead of actual bored legends such as @GrundleStiltzkin and the great @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.
I take this as a great triumph of targeted shitpoasting (many of my poasts being high-value targets directed at Tequilla's shittastic defense of Peterman's clock management in the Arizona 2015 game #haventforgottenaboutyoumotherfucker) but by all means flag away at my butthurtness of being filtered out as an althandle #GFY