An Analytical Approach to the Best and Worst Poasters

[DoubleJDawg]

I'd like to really commend @oregonblitzkrieg for the 100+ WTFs on each of my historical poasts in the last couple of hours -- not a dry eye in the DoubleJ household

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

(more than 100 poasts here, and not an alt, at least as far as you know)

An analytic-based approach requires actual analytics, I think. My stats are:

290 poasts
308 vote ups + 249 chins = 557 recs
3 vote downs + 5 WTFs = 8 negs

557/9 = 61.9 ratio which puts me 5th on your leaderboard ahead of actual bored legends such as @GrundleStiltzkin and the great @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.

I take this as a great triumph of targeted shitpoasting (many of my poasts being high-value targets directed at Tequilla's shittastic defense of Peterman's clock management in the Arizona 2015 game #haventforgottenaboutyoumotherfucker) but by all means flag away at my butthurtness of being filtered out as an althandle #GFY

DoubleJDoog Updated Stats:

209 WTFs + 4 abuse + 2 vote downs = 215 negs

557 recs/215 negs = 2.59 ratio

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[DoubleJDawg]

(more than 100 poasts here, and not an alt, at least as far as you know)

An analytic-based approach requires actual analytics, I think. My stats are:

290 poasts
308 vote ups + 249 chins = 557 recs
3 vote downs + 5 WTFs = 8 negs

557/9 = 61.9 ratio which puts me 5th on your leaderboard ahead of actual bored legends such as @GrundleStiltzkin and the great @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.

I take this as a great triumph of targeted shitpoasting (many of my poasts being high-value targets directed at Tequilla's shittastic defense of Peterman's clock management in the Arizona 2015 game #haventforgottenaboutyoumotherfucker) but by all means flag away at my butthurtness of being filtered out as an althandle #GFY

Updated Stats:

209 WTFs + 4 abuse + 2 vote downs = 215 negs

557 recs/215 negs = 2.59 ratio

Yeah really a comprehensive ownage by OBK here. Not quite sure how to go over with life on my side here. Sigh.

 

[dnc]

(more than 100 poasts here, and not an alt, at least as far as you know)

An analytic-based approach requires actual analytics, I think. My stats are:

290 poasts
308 vote ups + 249 chins = 557 recs
3 vote downs + 5 WTFs = 8 negs

557/9 = 61.9 ratio which puts me 5th on your leaderboard ahead of actual bored legends such as @GrundleStiltzkin and the great @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.

I take this as a great triumph of targeted shitpoasting (many of my poasts being high-value targets directed at Tequilla's shittastic defense of Peterman's clock management in the Arizona 2015 game #haventforgottenaboutyoumotherfucker) but by all means flag away at my butthurtness of being filtered out as an althandle #GFY

Updated Stats:

209 WTFs + 4 abuse + 2 vote downs = 215 negs

557 recs/215 negs = 2.59 ratio

Yeah really a comprehensive ownage by OBK here. Not quite sure how to go over with life on my side here. Sigh.

You should have gone with something like this

 

[DoubleJDawg]

He WTFed all my historical poasts! So sad about my metrics... (not really sad)

 

[NeGgaPlEaSe]

 

[Swaye]

Here's what I learned from looking at the data...NOTHING because numbers are scary.

Also, I'd be in first except for @TierbsHsotBoobs who has single handedly fucked up my chin to wtf ratio. Five years of pics or gtfo has ruined me. Thanks Boobs. You dud.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

(more than 100 poasts here, and not an alt, at least as far as you know)

An analytic-based approach requires actual analytics, I think. My stats are:

290 poasts
308 vote ups + 249 chins = 557 recs
3 vote downs + 5 WTFs = 8 negs

557/9 = 61.9 ratio which puts me 5th on your leaderboard ahead of actual bored legends such as @GrundleStiltzkin and the great @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.

I take this as a great triumph of targeted shitpoasting (many of my poasts being high-value targets directed at Tequilla's shittastic defense of Peterman's clock management in the Arizona 2015 game #haventforgottenaboutyoumotherfucker) but by all means flag away at my butthurtness of being filtered out as an althandle #GFY

Chins are worth double.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Having gratuitous WTFs is a badge of honor

If I’m hitting a semi controversial topic and the post is received 50/50 good/bad that’s great balance

Except that I had a category for this. "Controversial" being highest in combined Rec's and Anti Rec's per poast. Pumpy best at this followed closely by Ballz.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Worthless without pulling Insightfuls and LOLs (RIP)

 

[chuck]

Why do you hate @TheChart?

Alts got cut. Ratios for most were outliers. Maybe i could do an alt bored ranking.

Also, if you didnt make the 100+ list to be ranked then either poast more...or poast less.

I'm not an alt:

1600 posts.
2600 upvotes
1100 Chins
80 down
55 wtf

I think that could have gotten me on the list, but fuck off.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Why do you hate @TheChart?

Alts got cut. Ratios for most were outliers. Maybe i could do an alt bored ranking.

Also, if you didnt make the 100+ list to be ranked then either poast more...or poast less.

I'm not an alt:

1600 posts.
2600 upvotes
1100 Chins
80 down
55 wtf

I think that could have gotten me on the list, but fuck off.

Worrying about being left off of a list of shit-poasting degenerates... sad...

 

[jhfstyle24]

Here's what I learned from looking at the data...NOTHING because numbers are scary.

Also, I'd be in first except for @TierbsHsotBoobs who has single handedly fucked up my chin to wtf ratio. Five years of pics or gtfo has ruined me. Thanks Boobs[/b]. You dud.

Fuck god, thank boobs

 

[chuck]

Why do you hate @TheChart?

Alts got cut. Ratios for most were outliers. Maybe i could do an alt bored ranking.

Also, if you didnt make the 100+ list to be ranked then either poast more...or poast less.

I'm not an alt:

1600 posts.
2600 upvotes
1100 Chins
80 down
55 wtf

I think that could have gotten me on the list, but fuck off.

Worrying about being left off of a list of shit-poasting degenerates... sad...

What me worry?

I really don't care. All evidence points to me caring, but it's all false. Fake news. Sad.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Actual Data If Anyone Cares To See Where They Rank

I updated the sheet to include @ExtraChrisB @PurpleReign @chuck @uw2010 @DoubleJDawg @BennyBeaver @ThomasFremont and @dflea . Congratulations!!!!!

YOU ARE ALL

With the exception of @uw2010 who snuck into the top five but also had the ignominious distinction of also being the most benign poaster.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Actual Data If Anyone Cares To See Where They Rank

I updated the sheet to include @ExtraChrisB @PurpleReign @chuck @uw2010 @DoubleJDawg @BennyBeaver @ThomasFremont and @dflea . Congratulations!!!!!

YOU ARE ALL

With the exception of @uw2010 who snuck into the top five but also had the ignominious distinction of also being the most pussy poaster.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Actual Data If Anyone Cares To See Where They Rank

I updated the sheet to include @ExtraChrisB @PurpleReign @chuck @uw2010 @DoubleJDawg @BennyBeaver @ThomasFremont and @dflea . Congratulations!!!!!

YOU ARE ALL

With the exception of @uw2010 who snuck into the top five but also had the ignominious distinction of also being the most pussy poaster.

Go figure that of the people I forgot to rank, 5 of them make up the top 6 least controversial poasters.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Actual Data If Anyone Cares To See Where They Rank

I updated the sheet to include @ExtraChrisB @PurpleReign @chuck @uw2010 @DoubleJDawg @BennyBeaver @ThomasFremont and @dflea . Congratulations!!!!!

YOU ARE ALL

With the exception of @uw2010 who snuck into the top five but also had the ignominious distinction of also being the most pussy poaster.

Go figure that of the people I forgot to rank, 5 of them make up the top 6 least controversial poasters.

Forgot or failed?

You fucking failure. DIAFF.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Actual Data If Anyone Cares To See Where They Rank

I updated the sheet to include @ExtraChrisB @PurpleReign @chuck @uw2010 @DoubleJDawg @BennyBeaver @ThomasFremont and @dflea . Congratulations!!!!!

YOU ARE ALL

With the exception of @uw2010 who snuck into the top five but also had the ignominious distinction of also being the most pussy poaster.

Go figure that of the people I forgot to rank, 5 of them make up the top 6 least controversial poasters.

Forgot or failed?

You fucking failure. DIAFF.

You sound hurt.

 

[TheHB]

My RPI is top 50, my SOR is top 40 and my SOS is top 25. And I’m not in the top 109 ... sounds fucking familiar.