Alright fellas! Here ya go!

[DerekJohnson]

(I'm thinking 2024)

A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.

They now allow stewardesses to carry taser guns

Thank god !!!

I read an article awhile ago where there was a passenger on Korean Air that needed to be subdued and Richard Marx helped do so. Marx complained on social media about it and the president of Korean Air offered him a public apology.

 

[BennyBeaver]

(I'm thinking 2024)

A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.

They now allow stewardesses to carry taser guns

What could go wrong?

 

[dnc]

(I'm thinking 2024)

A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.

They now allow stewardesses to carry taser guns

Thank god !!!

I read an article awhile ago where there was a passenger on Korean Air that needed to be subdued and Richard Marx helped do so. Marx complained on social media about it and the president of Korean Air offered him a public apology.

Buck Naked's got nothing on Dick Marx for the porn star name HOF

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Aisle. Too tall for the window.

Saw Todd McCullough on a plane once. He ha the window. Looked like hell to me

Exit row window

 

[DerekJohnson]

(I'm thinking 2024)

A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.

They now allow stewardesses to carry taser guns

Thank god !!!

I read an article awhile ago where there was a passenger on Korean Air that needed to be subdued and Richard Marx helped do so. Marx complained on social media about it and the president of Korean Air offered him a public apology.

Buck Naked's got nothing on Dick Marx for the porn star name HOF

Tommy and I once had a running joke about how Rear Admiral would be a great name for a gay porn movie.

 

[NCDaWg38]

Window emergency exit row is the correct answer; especially on those plane where there is no seat in front of you. GLORIOUS

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Window emergency exit row is the correct answer; especially on those plane where there is no seat in front of you. GLORIOUS

I disagree for 2 reasons.

A - your tray table is in the armrest and takes away room on your seat. Any fat ass will agree.

2nd - you have limited access to your carry on bags.

 

[RoadTrip]

All this middle seat hot talk makes me realize what a bunch of peasants I hang out with. First class, which is all I fly, it doesn't matter which seat, just bring me my Bailey's rocks. Can't imagine flying with the all the cattle in the back. These are the perks of working at Orkin when we have the United contract. We're hiring!

Imagine using United First Class as a flex when your airport is served by Lufthansa’s First and Emirates’ A380 First.

Nothing like luxury in the Dulles C&D gates!

Fly JSX if you can! If I have to fly cattle call, isle.

 

[RoadTrip]

(I'm thinking 2024)

A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.

They now allow stewardesses to carry taser guns

Mile High vibrators?

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

I've ignored the rule against bringing mini bottles onboard more than once

 

[BennyBeaver]

Correct answer for me: 17C or 17D on Alaska 737.

This is the aisle, second exit row. So added legroom and row 16 can’t recline.

HTH

Edit on international or other planes I use SeatGuru.com

 

[PurpleBaze]

Correct answer for me: 17C or 17D on Alaska 737.

This is the aisle, second exit row. So added legroom and row 16 can’t recline.

HTH

Alaska 737 exit row superiority guy...

 

[BennyBeaver]

I've ignored the rule against bringing mini bottles onboard more than once

Edgy

 

[gmo]

I just flew Qatar Airways followed by United on flights back to back a few weeks ago. Window for sleeping purposes.

Night and day... Alabama vs. Nevada Wolfpack. Playing the same sport, kind of. Ha. International airlines are a whole different level.

 

[whlinder]

Correct answer for me: 17C or 17D on Alaska 737.

This is the aisle, second exit row. So added legroom and row 16 can’t recline.

HTH

Edit on international or other planes I use SeatGuru.com

This is row 21 on United narrowbodies. I too go for the second exit row (or only exit row on A319s). But window is my skrong preference.

It’s rare that I fly in coach and am not in one of those two seats.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I've ignored the rule against bringing mini bottles onboard more than once

Edgy

 

[HairyBallsDawg]

I recently flew back from Asia and got stuck with the middle seat in the middle section of a 9 seat layout (two aisles) after changing my flight dates last minute.

Originally I was dreading that seat for a 10 hour overnight flight, but it had its perks.

1. You can get served from the food/drink carts from either aisle, thus getting twice the chance of good service.

2. You can take turns annoying the people on either side of you to get up to use the can.

3. When it's time to unload you can choose which aisle to take, just in case somebody as fat as fetters is plodding slowly in one.

 

[PurpleBaze]

I recently flew back from Asia and got stuck with the middle seat in the middle section of a 9 seat layout (two aisles) after changing my flight dates last minute.

Originally I was dreading that seat for a 10 hour overnight flight, but it had its perks.

1. You can get served from the food/drink carts from either aisle, thus getting twice the chance of good service.

2. You can take turns annoying the people on either side of you to get up to use the can.

3. When it's time to unload you can choose which aisle to take, just in case somebody as fat as fetters is plodding slowly in one.

That fucking guy!

 

[BennyBeaver]

I recently flew back from Asia and got stuck with the middle seat in the middle section of a 9 seat layout (two aisles) after changing my flight dates last minute.

Originally I was dreading that seat for a 10 hour overnight flight, but it had its perks.

1. You can get served from the food/drink carts from either aisle, thus getting twice the chance of good service.

2. You can take turns annoying the people on either side of you to get up to use the can.

3. When it's time to unload you can choose which aisle to take, just in case somebody as fat as fetters is plodding slowly in one.

That fucking guy!

Holy Fetters!

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I recently flew back from Asia and got stuck with the middle seat in the middle section of a 9 seat layout (two aisles) after changing my flight dates last minute.

Originally I was dreading that seat for a 10 hour overnight flight, but it had its perks.

1. You can get served from the food/drink carts from either aisle, thus getting twice the chance of good service.

2. You can take turns annoying the people on either side of you to get up to use the can.

3. When it's time to unload you can choose which aisle to take, just in case somebody as fat as fetters is plodding slowly in one.

That fucking guy!

Holy Fetters!