Alright fellas! Here ya go!

I used to be an aisle guy but if it's more than an hour and a half I like the window so that assholes don't wake me up
 
Saw Ron Jeremy at LAX once a long time ago, women were posing for pictures with him. He's in the news lately, poor sod. Also saw Little Richard. He's dead now, not a fault of mine.

Did a lot of time in that crappy airport, probably saw other "famous" people, didn't know or care but those two stand out
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Ron Jeremy and Little Richard. @SwisherSweetboy's Mount Rushmore of airport sightings.

@JoeEDangerously
 
Aisle. Too tall for the window.

Saw Todd McCullough on a plane once. He ha the window. Looked like hell to me

 
All this middle seat hot talk makes me realize what a bunch of peasants I hang out with. First class, which is all I fly, it doesn't matter which seat, just bring me my Bailey's rocks. Can't imagine flying with the all the cattle in the back. These are the perks of working at Orkin when we have the United contract. We're hiring!
 
All this middle seat hot talk makes me realize what a bunch of peasants I hang out with. First class, which is all I fly, it doesn't matter which seat, just bring me my Bailey's rocks. Can't imagine flying with the all the cattle in the back. These are the perks of working at Orkin when we have the United contract. We're hiring!
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Imagine using United First Class as a flex when your airport is served by Lufthansa’s First and Emirates’ A380 First.

Nothing like luxury in the Dulles C&D gates!
 
All this middle seat hot talk makes me realize what a bunch of peasants I hang out with. First class, which is all I fly, it doesn't matter which seat, just bring me my Bailey's rocks. Can't imagine flying with the all the cattle in the back. These are the perks of working at Orkin when we have the United contract. We're hiring!
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Imagine using United First Class as a flex when your airport is served by Lufthansa’s First and Emirates’ A380 First.

Nothing like luxury in the Dulles C&D gates!
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Lufthansa doesn't fly to Cleveland, which is where the Orkin convention is. Dick.
 
All this middle seat hot talk makes me realize what a bunch of peasants I hang out with. First class, which is all I fly, it doesn't matter which seat, just bring me my Bailey's rocks. Can't imagine flying with the all the cattle in the back. These are the perks of working at Orkin when we have the United contract. We're hiring!
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All this middle seat hot talk makes me realize what a bunch of peasants I hang out with. First class, which is all I fly, it doesn't matter which seat, just bring me my Bailey's rocks. Can't imagine flying with the all the cattle in the back. These are the perks of working at Orkin when we have the United contract. We're hiring!
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Imagine using United First Class as a flex when your airport is served by Lufthansa’s First and Emirates’ A380 First.

Nothing like luxury in the Dulles C&D gates!
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Topper
 
Y'all know my preference.

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@CFetters_Nacho_Lover
@RaceBannon
@pawz
@BennyBeaver
@RuffaloSoldier
@AOG
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I’m disappointed I didn’t get to this first.
 
I used to be a window seat guy. Having the wall of the plane was nice to lean on and away from the middle seat.

I’m now 100% aisle seat and even walked away right before boarding when Alaska had to switch out the plane to a different configuration and they put me in a middle seat without my knowledge.
 
I used to be a window seat guy. Having the wall of the plane was nice to lean on and away from the middle seat.

I’m now 100% aisle seat and even walked away right before boarding when Alaska had to switch out the plane to a different configuration and they put me in a middle seat without my knowledge.
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I hope you gave them a "do you know who I am" on the way out
 
I won't fly anymore but the worst flight ever was next to a guy that had never flown before. I was on my way to a funeral and I do not eat the airplane food. So this goon talks the entire flight or tried to, I put a pillow on my head to block him, was not using it for comfort at all, just a barrier. Food came, I ate a cracker, he bugged me about how good the food was. Slowly he consumed my tray by "Hey, are you going to eat that?" one item at a time.

I ordered a glass of wine turned my back on him and kind of dozed off. When I reach for my glass, he says "oh thought you were asleep, gave it to the stewardess".

Twas a while ago when they were still called stewardesses and wore short skirts. Always wondered if it was pantyhose or garters and stockings...

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On behalf of @YellowSnow and my greasy Slav background

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I used to be a window seat guy. Having the wall of the plane was nice to lean on and away from the middle seat.

I’m now 100% aisle seat and even walked away right before boarding when Alaska had to switch out the plane to a different configuration and they put me in a middle seat without my knowledge.
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I hope you gave them a "do you know who I am" on the way out
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Pretty sure it was either a "Thanks Taft!" or "Huh?"
 
I used to be a window seat guy. Having the wall of the plane was nice to lean on and away from the middle seat.

I’m now 100% aisle seat and even walked away right before boarding when Alaska had to switch out the plane to a different configuration and they put me in a middle seat without my knowledge.
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I hope you gave them a "do you know who I am" on the way out
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Pretty sure it was either a "Thanks Taft!" or "Huh?"
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You know me too well
 
All this middle seat hot talk makes me realize what a bunch of peasants I hang out with. First class, which is all I fly, it doesn't matter which seat, just bring me my Bailey's rocks. Can't imagine flying with the all the cattle in the back. These are the perks of working at Orkin when we have the United contract. We're hiring!
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God, these treaties we? signed are shit as fuck.
 
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