A Sark Texas story in three tweets

@DerekJohnson

Honestly, I thought it was common knowledge about Banks, pole assassin and the monkey. The book on Banks was that he was a stud recruiter and his personal life was a train wreck. We knew that going in. Texas fans have been talking about it since before he got hired. I guess the monkey biting a kid brought it to the public's attention, but none of this is new information. In fact, months ago on surly we named our 2023 recruiting thread, "Monkeys, strippers and 5 stars." It should probably be renamed to, "Rabies shots, horrible PR and 3 star backup plans," with the way things are going.

Also, this is the first good thing to happen to Texas football since halftime of the OU game. Fuck this season. You guys want Kwiatkowski back? We'll put him on the first plane out of Austin. He's been an abject failure. I know that Texas doesn't have the greatest personnel at LB or S in the country, but they aren't 115th ranked defense or whatever the hell they are ranked, bad. Why did you guys like him so much? They don't even line up correctly or have any clue about situational football. I'm talking crazy shit, like the safeties playing bail coverage in short yardage situations in the red zone. It's mind numbingly stupid.
 
@DerekJohnson

Honestly, I thought it was common knowledge about Banks, pole assassin and the monkey. The book on Banks was that he was a stud recruiter and his personal life was a train wreck. We knew that going in. Texas fans have been talking about it since before he got hired. I guess the monkey biting a kid brought it to the public's attention, but none of this is new information. In fact, months ago on surly we named our 2023 recruiting thread, "Monkeys, strippers and 5 stars." It should probably be renamed to, "Rabies shots, horrible PR and 3 star backup plans," with the way things are going.

Also, this is the first good thing to happen to Texas football since halftime of the OU game. Fuck this season. You guys want Kwiatkowski back? We'll put him on the first plane out of Austin. He's been an abject failure. I know that Texas doesn't have the greatest personnel at LB or S in the country, but they aren't 115th ranked defense or whatever the hell they are ranked, bad. Why did you guys like him so much? They don't even line up correctly or have any clue about situational football. I'm talking crazy shit, like the safeties playing bail coverage in short yardage situations in the red zone. It's mind numbingly stupid.[/b]
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lol

@haie

You can keep him Mitch
 
And then there's this now....

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@DerekJohnson

Honestly, I thought it was common knowledge about Banks, pole assassin and the monkey. The book on Banks was that he was a stud recruiter and his personal life was a train wreck. We knew that going in. Texas fans have been talking about it since before he got hired. I guess the monkey biting a kid brought it to the public's attention, but none of this is new information. In fact, months ago on surly we named our 2023 recruiting thread, "Monkeys, strippers and 5 stars." It should probably be renamed to, "Rabies shots, horrible PR and 3 star backup plans," with the way things are going.

Also, this is the first good thing to happen to Texas football since halftime of the OU game. Fuck this season. You guys want Kwiatkowski back? We'll put him on the first plane out of Austin. He's been an abject failure. I know that Texas doesn't have the greatest personnel at LB or S in the country, but they aren't 115th ranked defense or whatever the hell they are ranked, bad. Why did you guys like him so much? They don't even line up correctly or have any clue about situational football. I'm talking crazy shit, like the safeties playing bail coverage in short yardage situations in the red zone. It's mind numbingly stupid.
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and what about these second half implosions?
 
@DerekJohnson

Honestly, I thought it was common knowledge about Banks, pole assassin and the monkey. The book on Banks was that he was a stud recruiter and his personal life was a train wreck. We knew that going in. Texas fans have been talking about it since before he got hired. I guess the monkey biting a kid brought it to the public's attention, but none of this is new information. In fact, months ago on surly we named our 2023 recruiting thread, "Monkeys, strippers and 5 stars." It should probably be renamed to, "Rabies shots, horrible PR and 3 star backup plans," with the way things are going.

Also, this is the first good thing to happen to Texas football since halftime of the OU game. Fuck this season. You guys want Kwiatkowski back? We'll put him on the first plane out of Austin. He's been an abject failure. I know that Texas doesn't have the greatest personnel at LB or S in the country, but they aren't 115th ranked defense or whatever the hell they are ranked, bad. Why did you guys like him so much? They don't even line up correctly or have any clue about situational football. I'm talking crazy shit, like the safeties playing bail coverage in short yardage situations in the red zone. It's mind numbingly stupid.[/b]
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lol

@haie

You can keep him Mitch
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LOL.

Yes, you were a complete doog if you pointed out K's numerous failures throughout his 7 years here. I'm not saying Lake was a god, but his defense took a massive burden in 2018 and still got the conference. In 2019 he took a step down but the offense was the weak link.

A hardcore poster here, like an OG (sorry if I can't remember your handle) said that he thought K was a dipshit in an in-person event and that the defense went a lot deeper than him.

Turns out he was right.

"Who I work with matters to me" Apparently K, it mattered to you that your boss allows you to get shit stomped in the second half of games. Most painful UW game in the last 10 years came from it in 2017.
Fuck you buddy.

Final shout out to @Tequilla for getting this completely wrong[/b] but not admitting to it, per usual.
 
and what about these second half implosions?
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What about them? It's infuriating. We saw this with Herman and he got the nickname, "Turtle Tom." But Sark has taken it to a new level. I was at the Oklahoma game and it was brutal to watch live. Absolutely brutal. They should be 7-1 right now, instead they are on a three game skid, soon to be four against Iowa State on Saturday.

People are pissed at the coaching, especially PK. The offense hasn't done them any favors by stalling out over and over again in the second halves, but they play this bend but don't break shit that keeps them on the field for too many plays, and then they are toast by the time the fourth quarter rolls around.

I really thought PK was a slam dunk hire. Maybe it's that Sark hired most of the defensive position coaches before him and he doesn't have his guys to teach his system, outside of Choate? Still, the other coaches have pretty stellar resumes with stops at other big time schools (Bama, ND, etc.). It's like PK left his brain in the PNW. Texas is getting gutted on simple inside and outside zone stuff. DTs don't penetrate, just hold up blocks (poorly) for our walk on LB and out of position safeties to miss the tackles.
 
and what about these second half implosions?
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What about them? It's infuriating. We saw this with Herman and he got the nickname, "Turtle Tom." But Sark has taken it to a new level. I was at the Oklahoma game and it was brutal to watch live. Absolutely brutal. They should be 7-1 right now, instead they are on a three game skid, soon to be four against Iowa State on Saturday.

People are pissed at the coaching, especially PK. The offense hasn't done them any favors by stalling out over and over again in the second halves, but they play this bend but don't break shit that keeps them on the field for too many plays, and then they are toast by the time the fourth quarter rolls around.

I really thought PK was a slam dunk hire. Maybe it's that Sark hired most of the defensive position coaches before him and he doesn't have his guys to teach his system, outside of Choate? Still, the other coaches have pretty stellar resumes with stops at other big time schools (Bama, ND, etc.). It's like PK left his brain in the PNW. Texas is getting gutted on simple inside and outside zone stuff. DTs don't penetrate, just hold up blocks (poorly) for our walk on LB and out of position safeties to miss the tackles.
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You should hire jimmy lake for your defensive coordinator. Word is he is the brains behind any success they had up here on that side of the ball.
 
@DerekJohnson

Honestly, I thought it was common knowledge about Banks, pole assassin and the monkey. The book on Banks was that he was a stud recruiter and his personal life was a train wreck. We knew that going in. Texas fans have been talking about it since before he got hired. I guess the monkey biting a kid brought it to the public's attention, but none of this is new information. In fact, months ago on surly we named our 2023 recruiting thread, "Monkeys, strippers and 5 stars." It should probably be renamed to, "Rabies shots, horrible PR and 3 star backup plans," with the way things are going.

Also, this is the first good thing to happen to Texas football since halftime of the OU game. Fuck this season. You guys want Kwiatkowski back? We'll put him on the first plane out of Austin. He's been an abject failure. I know that Texas doesn't have the greatest personnel at LB or S in the country, but they aren't 115th ranked defense or whatever the hell they are ranked, bad. Why did you guys like him so much? They don't even line up correctly or have any clue about situational football. I'm talking crazy shit, like the safeties playing bail coverage in short yardage situations in the red zone. It's mind numbingly stupid.
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Welcome to Sark ball.
 
Monkey needs to clean some things up and learn how to FINISH
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Maybe Sark needs to have TWO Free Solo showings this week instead of just one. That will make all the difference, quite honestly
 
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