A Sark Texas story in three tweets

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Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always givin' into it
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?

The throbber simply can't hate on a dude who is with a pole dancer. And a pole dancer with a monkey, no less.

 
This man left his family for a semi-illiterate street trash hooker whose claim to fame was a pole dancing routine on Jerry Springer. And then Sark decided to throw $1m at him and make him one of the highest paid non-coordinator assistants in the country.

It's becoming clear that the alcoholism was just window dressing. At the end of the day, the guy is just a fucking idiot.
 
This man left his family for a semi-illiterate street trash hooker whose claim to fame was a pole dancing routine on Jerry Springer. And then Sark decided to throw $1m at him and make him one of the highest paid non-coordinator assistants in the country.

It's becoming clear that the alcoholism was just window dressing. At the end of the day, the guy is just a fucking idiot.
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Every addict knows you got to have a fall guy when things get out of hand.

"No officer, I wasn't driving and that bag of white powder isn't mine, I'm pretty sure guy with the stripper on his lap and monkey on his shoulder was driving and dropped something."
 
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