https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1499792660458086401?s=20&t=XESacKF2iy6p6ZD7dmdvqA
Here are ten scary side effects we discovered:
1) Covid: Hey, wait a second!
2) 23% increase in attractiveness to feminist SJWs on Tinder: "OOoo, you're VAXXED?"
3) Able to decipher Biden's coded speech: Get the vax to find out for yourself!
4) Your myocarditis can now get myocarditis: Not sure how that's possible but we'll trust the science on this one.
5) It makes you gay: If you're already gay, you become double gay.
6) A digital imprint on your hand and forehead that allows you to buy and sell: Convenient!
7) Public bathroom motion-activated paper towel dispensers will no longer respond to you: Ugh! How did people dry their hands in the past?!
8) You become allergic to water, but also develop gills for some reason: Not helpful.
9) You can sometimes communicate with chickens: But only sometimes.
10) Your hands will rub together uncontrollably like Nancy Pelosi: This explains so much.