Your most average, mediocre, middle-of-the-road type of moment in athletic competition?

[whatshouldicareabout]

We've got the best, we've got the worst, now why not the most boring, forgettable moment in your childhood memory related to sports?

I'll start.

In a HS football game, I sat on the bench until the final minute. We were up by 14 and the other team was doing an onside kick, so the hands team was on the field. They kicked the ball in my direction, but it went over my head and out of bounds. We then kneeled once to run out the clock and win. I felt accomplished.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I once shot a 99 at Tall Chief

 

[LoneStarDawg]

I was a 3 year starter on my varsity soccer team then skipped my senior year to take calc and programming courses through running start.

Foreshadowing to old, middle class, and white

 

[SpoonieLuv]

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I won an award for best athlete at a family reunion.

 

[Swaye]

I was once two squares from winning a bingo tournament at an old folks home.

 

[BearsWiin]

I once stripped a QB of the ball in his own end zone, then fell on it for a TD, in the 6th grade noon-league football championship

 

[RaceBannon]

I once shot a 99 at Tall Chief

I shot a 79 at Foster

 

[rodmansrage]

i played on a team that won hoopfest.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I once shot a 99 at Tall Chief

I shot a 79 at Foster

What about the back nine?

 

[backthepack]

I was backup QB and played WR on my HS football team this year!

 

[Gladstone]

I was one of the seven players required to bring Johnny Kirton down (RIP). Draw on 4th and 9, he only gained 8. Carried me the entire way down. I am king gg.

 

[Edwin_Bambino]

I sprained my ankle taking off my clothes after coming home from the bar

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Won most inspiring athlete award 6th grade.

 

[YellowSnow]

PE teacher in high school invented his own gym game which was a hybrid of soccer, basketball, and handball, played with a volleyball. I dunked on some wiener kid with a volleyball and was the only time in my life that I dunked on someone. Closest I ever got to dunking in a HS hoops game was in warm ups and even then I would get rejected by the rim every so often. 6'6" white men that can't jump disease.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

One year I led my little league team in hit by pitches.

 

[dnc]

PE teacher in high school invented his own gym game which was a hybrid of soccer, basketball, and handball, played with a volleyball. I dunked on some wiener kid with a volleyball and was the only time in my life that I dunked on someone. Closest I ever got to dunking in a HS hoops game was in warm ups and even then I would get rejected by the rim every so often. 6'6" white men that can't jump disease.

You sound old and rich

 

[BennyBeaver]

I was 3rd string QB on my JV football team.

Got into the game in the 4th qtr to run out the clock. Coach called a QB option. After I pitched it to the tailback for a 2 yrd gain on 1st and 10, the DE planted his helmet on my chin and knocked me on my ass so hard I almost shat myself.

15 yrd. unnecessary roughness on the Defense.

First down motherfuckers!

 

[Alexis]

I played softball for about 18 years after college with my buddies. I hit 2 homeruns. One was a dead ball out. #4toolplayer.

 

[dnc]

I was 3rd string QB on my JV football team.

Got into the game in the 4th qtr to run out the clock. Coach called a QB option. After I pitched it to the tailback for a 2 yrd gain on 1st and 10, the DE planted his helmet on my chin and knocked me on my ass so hard I almost shat myself.

15 yrd. unnecessary roughness on the Defense.

First down motherfuckers!

Need to confirm that it was actually a DE.

DDY! True?