Your Guide to Houston That Doesn’t Suck

So locals, the forecast looks like ass for Monday. Assuming a closed roof at the stadium; outdoor activities will be a no-go and I assume I'll get soaked with any type of walking into the stadium.

I'll be keeping a close eye on the forecast since I am a 10:40am flight arrival that day but generally speaking does IAH just get screwed by T-storms, or is it usually a temporary ground stop with a few diversions that get cleared up quickly or a cluster fuck beyond cluster fucks? I don't want to get fucked with a multi-hour delay due to T-storms but don't really have the schedule open to get there the night before.

Also I assume with such weather that traffic will be a disaster?
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Current forecast is t-storms Monday AM and then likely high humidity shit in the afternoon
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I see low temps in the 40 Monday night which means cold front coming in. Tuesday is cold by Houston standards. Cold front blowing in might keep the humidity away. Normal Houston without a cold front you'll be in a bowl of soup for several hours after a rainstorm.

"The air you wear"

 
So locals, the forecast looks like ass for Monday. Assuming a closed roof at the stadium; outdoor activities will be a no-go and I assume I'll get soaked with any type of walking into the stadium.

I'll be keeping a close eye on the forecast since I am a 10:40am flight arrival that day but generally speaking does IAH just get screwed by T-storms, or is it usually a temporary ground stop with a few diversions that get cleared up quickly or a cluster fuck beyond cluster fucks? I don't want to get fucked with a multi-hour delay due to T-storms but don't really have the schedule open to get there the night before.

Also I assume with such weather that traffic will be a disaster?
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Current forecast is t-storms Monday AM and then likely high humidity shit in the afternoon
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Gross.
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You’re going to be high off your ass off of meth. You wont care much.
 
I like this @Sobchak_Security fellow. He seems like a promising prospect.
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@Doog_de_Jour , is that code for “I’m going to have my way with his wife”?

 
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So locals, the forecast looks like ass for Monday. Assuming a closed roof at the stadium; outdoor activities will be a no-go and I assume I'll get soaked with any type of walking into the stadium.

I'll be keeping a close eye on the forecast since I am a 10:40am flight arrival that day but generally speaking does IAH just get screwed by T-storms, or is it usually a temporary ground stop with a few diversions that get cleared up quickly or a cluster fuck beyond cluster fucks? I don't want to get fucked with a multi-hour delay due to T-storms but don't really have the schedule open to get there the night before.

Also I assume with such weather that traffic will be a disaster?
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Current forecast is t-storms Monday AM and then likely high humidity shit in the afternoon
Click to expand...

I see low temps in the 40 Monday night which means cold front coming in. Tuesday is cold by Houston standards. Cold front blowing in might keep the humidity away. Normal Houston without a cold front you'll be in a bowl of soup for several hours after a rainstorm.

"The air you wear"
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I’m not seeing the cold front coming in until late in the evening into Tuesday

The forecast is fucking with my golf plans
 
70s with high humidity just means it’s easier to get greased the fuck up

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Real talk, single front thunderstorms are hard to forecast in Texas multiple days out. I’m hoping it pivots away as the forecast gets closer. Even if it is hitting Monday you can likely just plan to be inside for the 1-2hrs that the front is passing.
 
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Best Buc-ee location for a 4 day stay?
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Open 24 hours a day, jerky bar, bbq, world’s cleanest bathrooms? Any of them. Just missing a shower, so may want to visit a Love’s or have a Planet Fitness black card. [/protips]

 
I'm looking for ONE ticket to the game. Life long Husky fan. Text 619-665-3000. I live in Seattle area. GO DAWGS!!!!!!
 
Should I cancel my reservation at the Holiday Inn in Houston East? Booked it Monday night just to get something in place, but can cancel up til Saturday
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Airbnb seems to be the way to go, especially if you have other people you’re staying with. My buddies and I are going to be paying $50 a night apiece for a nice place, and we’ll all have our own beds
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Love that you had to point out that you all have your own beds so as to not leave any loose ends. Then later comment about competitive Airbnb rape domination

#NoHomo
#NotGayIfItsInAnAirBnB
 
I’ve got a buddy that works for noaa.gov

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Great thread @Sobchak_Security, TYFYS... One thing that hasn't been asked is what's the food move if the Huskies win and it's like midnight and want a good 24 hour/open late place to grab some food. Any great options for late night food on a Monday night?
 
Should I cancel my reservation at the Holiday Inn in Houston East? Booked it Monday night just to get something in place, but can cancel up til Saturday
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Airbnb seems to be the way to go, especially if you have other people you’re staying with. My buddies and I are going to be paying $50 a night apiece for a nice place, and we’ll all have our own beds
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Love that you had to point out that you all have your own beds so as to not leave any loose ends. Then later comment about competitive Airbnb rape domination

#NoHomo
#NotGayIfItsInAnAirBnB
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I was merely trying to point out that we got a place with lots of sleeping space for $200 a night. Also, we’re humans of size who don’t fit in beds well with other humans of size
 
Should I cancel my reservation at the Holiday Inn in Houston East? Booked it Monday night just to get something in place, but can cancel up til Saturday
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Airbnb seems to be the way to go, especially if you have other people you’re staying with. My buddies and I are going to be paying $50 a night apiece for a nice place, and we’ll all have our own beds
Click to expand...

Love that you had to point out that you all have your own beds so as to not leave any loose ends. Then later comment about competitive Airbnb rape domination

#NoHomo
#NotGayIfItsInAnAirBnB
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I was merely trying to point out that we got a place with lots of sleeping space for $200 a night. Also, we’re humans of size who don’t fit in beds well with other humans of size
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So lemon party at shit throats after the game? If they lost I’m not showing up.
 
Ninfas and El tiempo are good but if you want to be serenaded by a mariachi band and eat even better food go to teotihuacan. Bars - if you want to party with a tiny monkey head to Sunnys bar.
 
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Ninjas and El tiempo are good but if you want to be serenaded by a mariachi band and eat even better food go to teotihuacan. Bars - if you want to party with a tiny monkey head to Sunnys bar.
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Any gay strip clubs where you can have sex in the champagne room?

Also, DIAFF and leave.
 
Should I cancel my reservation at the Holiday Inn in Houston East? Booked it Monday night just to get something in place, but can cancel up til Saturday
Click to expand...

Airbnb seems to be the way to go, especially if you have other people you’re staying with. My buddies and I are going to be paying $50 a night apiece for a nice place, and we’ll all have our own beds
Click to expand...

Love that you had to point out that you all have your own beds so as to not leave any loose ends. Then later comment about competitive Airbnb rape domination

#NoHomo
#NotGayIfItsInAnAirBnB
Click to expand...

I was merely trying to point out that we got a place with lots of sleeping space for $200 a night. Also, we’re humans of size who don’t fit in beds well with other humans of size
Click to expand...

So lemon party at shit throats after the game? If they lost I’m not showing up.
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If we win, I’m staying out all night
 
The Hilton americas hotel downtown will be filled with all kinds of football people, sluts, etc tonight through Monday. Highly recommended.
 
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