EsophagealFeces
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I feel like you put your location out there just to lure me into a rape trap. Is it weird that I’m hard right now?
Your Guide to Houston That Doesn’t Suck
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I feel like you put your location out there just to lure me into a rape trap. Is it weird that I’m hard right now?
NookTunnelSyndrome
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Best Buc-ee location for a 4 day stay?
Sobchak_Security
New Fish
Definitely the bathroom.
EsophagealFeces
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I no lie looked up Buc-ees locations today. I’ve never been, but I’m fuckin goin
Tequilla
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Good chance the closest legit one near you (at least that I’m aware of) is in Centerville north of Houston on I45
Not terribly sure what’s East or West but you won’t get a full experience going South
Pro tip … if you go up to the one in Centerville then make sure you also stop at Woody’s Smokehouse … while I’m sure the meat/jerky is the main draw I’d call out the spice rubs that they’ve got … they are super strong and a place I frequent often
WilburHooksHands
New Fish
there is one just west of town in Katy
HoustonHusky
New Fish
Katy one has one of the longest car washes in the world if I’m not mistaken…most of the Buc-ees have decent breakfast tacos if you are looking for a quick bite.
https://www.khou.com/article/news/l...ord-for-worlds-longest-car-wash/285-491847207
Buc-ees started in Lake Jackson area which is why all the ones South of Houston are older and more standard gas stations.
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In the last 3years bucees expanded bigtime. They are still outside of metro centers, but are more frequent now.
Katy and Fairfield are probably the most accessible
Katy and Fairfield are probably the most accessible
EsophagealFeces
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I’m glad we have so many Houston superiority guysm on this bored. Thanks for the info, fellas
Neighbor2972
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Been using this thread like it's the only information about Houston on the internet
Outside the west coast we seem to have more Texas superiority guysm than anywhere else.
Buying or selling?
So locals, the forecast looks like ass for Monday. Assuming a closed roof at the stadium; outdoor activities will be a no-go and I assume I'll get soaked with any type of walking into the stadium.
I'll be keeping a close eye on the forecast since I am a 10:40am flight arrival that day but generally speaking does IAH just get screwed by T-storms, or is it usually a temporary ground stop with a few diversions that get cleared up quickly or a cluster fuck beyond cluster fucks? I don't want to get fucked with a multi-hour delay due to T-storms but don't really have the schedule open to get there the night before.
Also I assume with such weather that traffic will be a disaster?
I'll be keeping a close eye on the forecast since I am a 10:40am flight arrival that day but generally speaking does IAH just get screwed by T-storms, or is it usually a temporary ground stop with a few diversions that get cleared up quickly or a cluster fuck beyond cluster fucks? I don't want to get fucked with a multi-hour delay due to T-storms but don't really have the schedule open to get there the night before.
Also I assume with such weather that traffic will be a disaster?
Sobchak_Security
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Traffic is a disaster whether the weather sucks or not. IAH is pretty reliable. It storms often in Houston. I can count the number of times I've been delayed by storms one on hand and I travel a lot.
Outside of hurricanes and shit, Houston storms tend to dump a shit load of rain quickly and move on. Not a place where rain just sits all day (with a couple notable exceptions). NRG roof would be closed rain or shine. It's never really open.
EsophagealFeces
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Gross.
Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
I like this @Sobchak_Security fellow. He seems like a promising prospect.