Your Favorite Bloody Mary Garnish?

Your Favorite Bloody Mary Garnish?

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YellowSnow

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Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new
 
Would not have voted this way a month ago but we were out camping and someone was serving bloody mary's in the AM and gave us some home made pickled green beans that were absolute fire. Nice and peppery hot but still fresh and salty. One of the best damn things I've eaten this year.
 
Would not have voted this way a month ago but we were out camping and someone was serving bloody mary's in the AM and gave us some home made pickled green beans that were absolute fire. Nice and peppery hot but still fresh and salty. One of the best damn things I've eaten this year.
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Pumpy's full of shit. Pickled beans >>> pickled asparagus.
 
Fuck Mary. Caesar is where it's at.
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Fuck Mary. Caesar is where it's at.
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Caesar's are great. I love Clamato. Put it in my beers a lot too. You'd think I was part Messican.
 
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If you are ever in Jacksonville Oregon (near Ashland)

must visit
http://theschoolhaus.com/

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The proper color for a Bloody (Caesar or Mary) should be slightly pink...which indicates a copious amount of vodka.

That shit is Bloody Shirley Temple deep red.

#priorities
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The color has a lot to do with what kind of tomato juice mixture they use. If they use a cheap V8 mixture, you will definitely get more pink. A lot of the house made mixture are darker, because you get Smoky Tobasco, also a tad more Worcester sauce will bring out a darker look as well.
 

Pork Sausage Links

If you are ever in Jacksonville Oregon (near Ashland)

must visit
http://theschoolhaus.com/

cdeff940914ed5b2079a50091a371f43.jpg
Click to expand...

The proper color for a Bloody (Caesar or Mary) should be slightly pink...which indicates a copious amount of vodka.

That shit is Bloody Shirley Temple deep red.

#priorities
Click to expand...

The color has a lot to do with what kind of tomato juice mixture they use. If they use a cheap V8 mixture, you will definitely get more pink. A lot of the house made mixture are darker, because you get Smoky Tobasco, also a tad more Worcester sauce will bring out a darker look as well.
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Translation: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah No Vodka

 
My wife came home with some jalapeno bacon from the store the other day. I told her I was taking over possession of it and used all of it making BM's over the long weekend. When you eat a piece of bacon, skewer one for your drink, and then eat another piece before you drink it, you can go through a pound of bacon pretty quick. That shit was tasty in a cocktail.
 
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