You want the truth?

claycha

New Fish
You have an opportunity to interview someone (ANYONE) at UW.

Sure, For giggles Dead or Alive.

You have a vial of truth serum. They CANNNOT lie.

Who do you use it on and what do you ask them?
 
Whoever was in the program at the time that can unearth every shred of incompetence from the Sark era. Money grab worthy.
 
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Peterman - How do you really feel the five years prior to your arrival were handled in terms of recruiting and other aspects of team managment and is your offensive scheme based on the talent available or is the OC not cutting it.
 
Whoever was in the program at the time that can unearth every shred of incompetence from the Sark era. Money grab worthy.

Johnny Nansen has the pictures and knows where the bodies are buried.
 
I would talk to whoever is responsible for greenlighting the "Concessions Selfie" ads with the two plump sorority hogs that played like 50 times during the course of the season.

I would ask them, "What made you want to work for the University, and what was your favorite UW memory"

This would of course be just a diversion as I pounded their skull in with a shovel, doused them in lighter fluid, and watched them DIAFF.
 
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