You guys are not going to like this…

I don't know who he is, but he looks like an actor portraying a football player
You didn't watch Top Gun Maverick?
His popularity imo is from playing in a bunch of traditional, Americana type movies that Hollywood hates.
Anyways I don't know why Ducks want to relive their ass blasting by Georgia via a fictional flashback but here we are.
I still haven't seen it. It is buried in the queue
 
Glen Powell is the hottest male star out there. And he’s definitely 6 feet. He was in Portland a few years ago and I saw him at Powells books. I was going to let him know how talented I thought he was in one of his indie’s I had just seen but the group I was with was ready to head over to Voodoo. He’s already being called the next Brad Pitt. Hulu is about to be sold for 12 billion. I know where I stand on this.
 
It's based on that Eli Manning viral video from a few years ago so they're clearly trying to create a football version of Ted Lasso since that also was created from jokey commercials. He's a huge Texas football fan so I wonder why they didnt' have it be the Longhorns.
 
Glen Powell is the hottest male star out there. And he’s definitely 6 feet. He was in Portland a few years ago and I saw him at Powells books. I was going to let him know how talented I thought he was in one of his indie’s I had just seen but the group I was with was ready to head over to Voodoo. He’s already being called the next Brad Pitt. Hulu is about to be sold for 12 billion. I know where I stand on this.

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I'm not sure why I'm supposed to care about this. I guess Lanning finally gets to claim a big win. I'm very happy for you, Mikey.
 
Reminder: we? aren't in a Duck site. None of the content is sought after. Oregon needs people to pay attention to them and you cheer for every ounce of cringe.
 
The biggest smackhead here saying the content isn’t sought after.
Deary me.
Doogs live rent free in your head. Clearly. Just look at this situation.
Go ahead and find me on any of your pondscum GeoCities sites or shut the fuck forever, quook.
 
Portland quook that admits to using Apple products, Hulu, and thinks Powell's book is cool, as a supposed functional adult, wants to put forth that a husky fan is "rattled" on a husky site.
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Go hit the gym Mike.
A triple masker like you that frequents Powell's could use some daylight and exercise.
 
I don't know what the hell is going on here, but my take is @MikeSeaver is dropping some fine satire, and too many are taking the bait.
Did I misread?
 
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