You can only have lager or ale the rest of your life - which do you chose?

[BleachedAnusDawg]

If I have to worry about the diabeetus and overall health then Lagers.
If I don't, then Ales.
Reality wins

I died last Saturday night from dinking too many fucking 7% IPAs. FML.
I would have been fine drinking 5% lagers.

Pick up a 24 can variety pack from Kona next tim.

 

[YellowSnow]

If I have to worry about the diabeetus and overall health then Lagers.
If I don't, then Ales.
Reality wins

I died last Saturday night from dinking too many fucking 7% IPAs. FML.
I would have been fine drinking 5% lagers.

Pick up a 24 can variety pack from Kona next tim.

Bruh, Long Board Lager is a Lager and their best beer.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

If I have to worry about the diabeetus and overall health then Lagers.
If I don't, then Ales.
Reality wins

I died last Saturday night from dinking too many fucking 7% IPAs. FML.
I would have been fine drinking 5% lagers.

Pick up a 24 can variety pack from Kona next tim.

Bruh, Long Board Lager is a Lager and their best beer.

It's not close to their best beer, and the rest of that pack will be ales, pal.

 

[houseofpain247]

If I have to worry about the diabeetus and overall health then Lagers.
If I don't, then Ales.
Reality wins

I died last Saturday night from dinking too many fucking 7% IPAs. FML.
I would have been fine drinking 5% lagers.

Pick up a 24 can variety pack from Kona next tim.

Bruh, Long Board Lager is a Lager and their best beer.

Yikes. Bad take. Longboard Lager is not good.

Big Wave Golden Ale is clearly their best.

 

[YellowSnow]

Longboard Lager not good? Christ. Fucking dweeb 'round here.
I like the Golden Ale fine. It's a good summer time ale.

 

[flatus]

If a silver bullet is a lager then it’s a no brainer. I’m on 17 right now

Yeah, no shit. Keep up the nisquallity content, per usual.

 

[LebamDawg]

Oatmeal stout and a good Porter - no flavoring keep the coffee and chocolate at the coffee shops
I use them as an appetizer
Irish Death and Black Butte are consistently good. I know to stop at one if I be driving
Modelo Negra is pretty damn good too
Edit: where do Malt Liquors fall on that chart?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Oatmeal stout and a good Porter - no flavoring keep the coffee and chocolate at the coffee shops
I use them as an appetizer
Irish Death and Black Butte are consistently good. I know to stop at one if I be driving
Modelo Negra is pretty damn good too
Edit: where do Malt Liquors fall on that chart?

In a paper sack with your buddies after the big game against crosstown rival hoping the cops don’t show up and make you pour it out.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

If I have to worry about the diabeetus and overall health then Lagers.
If I don't, then Ales.
Reality wins

I died last Saturday night from dinking too many fucking 7% IPAs. FML.
I would have been fine drinking 5% lagers.

I put away 10-12 Banquets last Saturday and did just fine.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Re Kona:
All their beers kinda suck.

PS: get your shit together @VanillaSupport

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

I will take a Kona Big Wave or one of their season pale ales over any macro lager on that planet.

 

[YellowSnow]

I will take a Kona Big Wave or one of their season pale ales over any macro lager on that planet.

You are god damned disgrace, Sir, to fans of GM muscle cars!!

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

God I hammered that out on my phone like a retard. Poont stands. I like some hop flavor in my lighter beers. Nothing grassy or high IBU.

 

[haie]

I can't decide on a favorite, but fuck cream ales. I don't think I've ever enjoyed one, ever.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I was pounding some Great Lakes Dortmunder Golds last night. Absolutely fucking delicious.

 

[YellowSnow]

I do love the ales of Belgium.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I can't decide on a favorite, but fuck cream ales. I don't think I've ever enjoyed one, ever.

US cream ales are shit
Got wrecked quite a few times in the UK on cream ale - not carbonated so no bloat factor to contend with.

 

[graveyardDEADdawg]

Buck, AOC, DucksFS since they are AWOL

 

[YellowSnow]

Buck, AOC, DucksFS since they are AWOL

Light beer has always sucked. Don’t need culture wars malarkey to figure that out. I still buy Bud Heavy though cause it’s god damned delicious and full of ricey goodness.

 

[El_K]

If we are talking desert island beer and only had one choice, I think I would just keep it safe and stick with Coors Banquet, in a can.